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The Virgin of Us CHADMAN REDEMΡΤΙΝ Part II Play as a lesbian, then later as the villain you're being forced to. A sequel that's not necessary in the end Happy go-lucky chill dude with no limbs A reimagining worth doing, improves from the original's flaws Everybody Loves Rayman Hot 2D Platforming action Glorified walking simulator with shooting mechanics & golf sim. Protagonist isn't that likable, especially to others Selectable skins, even for your mosquito and checkpoints Bland crafting mechanics Fights A------, D-Bags, and the Mushroom Kingdom Post-Apocalype, boring levels, QTES up the rectum Colorful worlds, unique levels, Damn good boss fights Fights every hostile creature he comes across Could barely pick up a fight... Even with guns & knives Druckmann is pretentious Reymanni is passionate Throws his fist, because guns Published by a biased company who censors anime tiddies... Yet they allow this uncensored. are unnecessary to him. No need for censorship as there's no draconian publisher to whine about. Has love interest. Villain Doesn't need no love interest, gets buttsecks. because his true love is adventure Far too easy, and it has too many “accessibility features," that feels like you're cheating Easy mode only gives you infinite lives, Normal plays like OG Rayman Nightmare mode gives us a challenge Cutscenes on every corner, making this a movie than a game. Only had a few cutscenes, telling players about the story. I didn't get paid to shill, because it's a good game Paid journalists for 10/10 scored reviews Made by a single Chad from FINLĂND Villain is a roided-up cringe lord mistaken as a man who killed your friend. No, she got away with 2 of your schlicking fingers. Designed not to be fun. Pay up $60+, dumb sheep. Villain is Mysterious & Dark, and you get to kick his ass. Not to mention, this is fun. Also, it's free. Made by a husk who used to make Crash Bandicoot

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The Virgin of Us Part II vs. CHADMAN REDEMPTION


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Rayman 1 was one of my childhood games, I been playing Redemption and I must say… I fucking love it, 100% recommended, it's like the first Rayman, but less cruel and painful and with a lot of extras and unlockables, abilities and skins, new levels, worlds and bosses.

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