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THE VIRGIN 20105 The Psychedelic Sixtics Peace maaaaan 2020s bad guys don't get punished Took the musical innovations of the 1950s to the next level, creating much of the best music of all time. The Beatles evolved the increasingly eclectic pop- rock of Buddy Holly's Crickets into the template for a thousand bands autotune Iconic fashions: The Stones evolved the electric blues into hard rock Prog-rock keyboardists became a missing link between 1950s Hammond organs and groups like Kraftwerk -The beehive -The afro -Hippie hair -Tie-dye uhh, Kanye is the defining artist of our decade? hideous fashions brought on by late capitalist hypersexualization - women like Billie Eilish have to wear baggy clothes to avoid objectification Cool mind expanding drugs (like LSD) rather than depressing ones (like fentanyl) First wave of Japanese mecha anime (Gigantor!) advanced robots, government conspiracies, stuff blowing up, and human greed/warmongering reminscent of the worst TRANSFORMERS THE L AST K HIGHT Most of Africa gets its independence in 1960 (yay, Freedom!) tens of millions of black and brown people being driven from their homes by climate change Transformers movies rock and roll is well and dead, with the guitarist of blink-182 joining the military industrial complex to Government conspiracies exist, but people actually do s--- to fight them people can't dance The Land Decade of 1,000 Dances: The Twist, the Pony, the Jerk, the Mashed Potatoes...with a new craze The first commercial, real self- transforming robot toys (Transformers) went on sale at CES in January become said Transformers villain (selling what he believes to be advanced Rock, soul, psychedelia, ska, early reggae, funk, prog, outlaw country, the folk revival.. coming out almost annually alien tech to the Dept of Defense) Simon and Garfunkel, the Beatles, the Beach Boys, the Who, the Stones, the Fugs, Muddy Waters, Led Zep, Motown, Pink Floyd, Elvis, Johnny Cash, Cream, Willie Nelson, BÓB DYĽAN. Economy still retains many of the good aspects of the 1950s and disposable income remains decent in the West sky-high inequality and corporate corruption somehow Cuba is arguably the government least in bed with the villain/POTUS, who's basically George Zimmerman with a wig and a spray tan Abundant opposition movements that are really f------ cool: Consumerism is growing, with the rise of manufactured pop acts like the Monkees, Bobby Rydell, and the Archies, but so is anti-consumerism -Hippies -1968 student movements in Europe -Civil Rights Movement -Weathermen -Black Panthers -American Indian Movement can't afford s--- No real, uncontrolled opposition aside from Cuba and ISIS

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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THE VIRGIN 20105 The Psychedelic Sixtics Peace maaaaan 2020s bad guys don't get punished Took the musical innovations of the 1950s to the next level, creating much of the best music of all time. The Beatles evolved the increasingly eclectic pop- rock of Buddy Holly's Crickets into the template for a thousand bands autotune Iconic fashions: The Stones evolved the electric blues into hard rock Prog-rock keyboardists became a missing link between 1950s Hammond organs and groups like Kraftwerk -The beehive -The afro -Hippie hair -Tie-dye uhh, Kanye is the defining artist of our decade? hideous fashions brought on by late capitalist hypersexualization - women like Billie Eilish have to wear baggy clothes to avoid objectification Cool mind expanding drugs (like LSD) rather than depressing ones (like fentanyl) First wave of Japanese mecha anime (Gigantor!) advanced robots, government conspiracies, stuff blowing up, and human greed/warmongering reminscent of the worst TRANSFORMERS THE L AST K HIGHT Most of Africa gets its independence in 1960 (yay, Freedom!) tens of millions of black and brown people being driven from their homes by climate change Transformers movies rock and roll is well and dead, with the guitarist of blink-182 joining the military industrial complex to Government conspiracies exist, but people actually do s--- to fight them people can't dance The Land Decade of 1,000 Dances: The Twist, the Pony, the Jerk, the Mashed Potatoes...with a new craze The first commercial, real self- transforming robot toys (Transformers) went on sale at CES in January become said Transformers villain (selling what he believes to be advanced Rock, soul, psychedelia, ska, early reggae, funk, prog, outlaw country, the folk revival.. coming out almost annually alien tech to the Dept of Defense) Simon and Garfunkel, the Beatles, the Beach Boys, the Who, the Stones, the Fugs, Muddy Waters, Led Zep, Motown, Pink Floyd, Elvis, Johnny Cash, Cream, Willie Nelson, BÓB DYĽAN. Economy still retains many of the good aspects of the 1950s and disposable income remains decent in the West sky-high inequality and corporate corruption somehow Cuba is arguably the government least in bed with the villain/POTUS, who's basically George Zimmerman with a wig and a spray tan Abundant opposition movements that are really f------ cool: Consumerism is growing, with the rise of manufactured pop acts like the Monkees, Bobby Rydell, and the Archies, but so is anti-consumerism -Hippies -1968 student movements in Europe -Civil Rights Movement -Weathermen -Black Panthers -American Indian Movement can't afford s--- No real, uncontrolled opposition aside from Cuba and ISIS

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