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the wizard confederation did nothing weak not worthy of drawing properly too polite to unify germany by force the neckbeard democratic republic bad economy made worse with socialism literally a puppet state with no sovereignty fell the moment the USSR stopped propping it up feels the need to lie about being democratic for legitimacy industry collapsed the nanosecond it had to compete with the west was only 99% white because no one wanted to live there, needed a wall to keep people in the incel Reich gave half of EVROPA to communists only liked by fat virgin who play too much war thunder, retards and school shooters did nothing of note except starting WWII and the Holocaust, the two most despicable acts ever committed aesthetics consist of wewuzzing as romans and wearing gay fetish wear calls itself socialist while cucking to large German corporation fueled by childish emotions the virgin republic only remembered for hyperinflation and political instability communist and fascist radicals fighting in the streets all the time, too polite and liberal to do anything about it worthless currency from trying to outjew the jews not respected by anyone the Brad empire small 'e' empire tries to emulate the first reich but without any of the experience or divine mandate, just comes off as a d--- born out of success, squandered amazing potential to protect the emperor's ego deals with insecurity by starting world wars the chad Federal Republic heir of Karl der Große control the EVRO, wunderwaffe that can bring entire nations to heel rules EVROPA with a firm but fair fist too high IQ for fascism or communism peaceful and moderate, doesn't need to prove anything to anyone cucks to big business, doesn't care nonwhite in a few generations, doesn't care very secure. doesn't have a large army because it doesn't need one. doesn't need to wewuz as anyone either THE THAD SANCTUS IMPERIUM actually wuz Rome big 'E' Empire. respected by all EVROPA for centuries pulled off multiculturalism before it was cool only empire in europe to last 1000 years (no, the kingdom of the greeks does NOT count) finely tuned and efficient hierarchy that only people with 140+ IQ can understand most aesthetic empire to ever exist ruled by the IMPERATOR AVGVSTVS, catholic kings kissed his divine ass THE LAD TRIBE based retard brain sacked the eternal city because it sounded fun strikes fear into the the hearts of swarthy meds ICH cucked AVGVSTVS out of 3 legions blindingly white skin from living in caves and trees at one with nature too high test for civilisation

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German Virgins and Chads


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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germany, german confederation, ddr, german democratic republic, east germany, 3rd reich, nazi germany, weimar republic, german empire, kaiser, federal republic of germany, eu, european union, hre, holy roman empire, > > >, germania, germanic tribes

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