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Thad Hellenophile and Sinophile Knows that their civilizations built the bedrock for their respective cultural spheres Well versed in centuries worth of prose and philosophy; has transcended beyond the Nerd-Jock dichotomy Cultured as f---, their voice is like an autumn moon chasing colorful clouds Secure in knowing that their civilization has a continuity going for thousands of years Knows their civilizations' Can point out that every natural laws and sciences societal problems and acknowledge them; doesn't give a f--- anyway are built upon their civilizations' scientists and Graciously allows chad, brad, virgin, and even wizard to borrow' their civilizations' works thinkers Olympian bodies from daily routine of wrestling, athletics, taichi, and martial Speaks in allusions and metaphors that need hours for lesser minds to decipher asts Chad Teaboo and Francophile Their civilizations ARE the faces of colonialism and imperialism in the modern era; doesn't give a f--- about others' whining about muh imperialism Knows that THE modern global society and civilization are based on the works of their empire Were once mortal enemies, now joined in a strong bromance with occassional Mocked by brad or virgin, laughs them off easily with their sense of humor and chadness banters Their identity is not limited to the modern era only; knows U that they are shaped by centuries of history Fluent in their empire's languages, which is the language learned in ALL countries, even in countries that the empires never colonized Refined and cultured as well as gentlemanly; only thad can defeat their culturedness Not arrogant beyond help; they are also avid lovers of other cultures Brad Romeaboo and Freeaboo Their civilizations and cultures are Acts that their civilization will save the day and are automatically the good guys in every situation based on chad's and thad's works, claim that they are greater than them anyway Often mock wizard, virgin, chad, and even thad on a regular basis "Carthago delenda est" "Embrace democracy before democracy comes to you, 'Murica to prove them being alpha muthafucka" "But muh legions" Likes to brush the fact "But muh freedoms" that their civilizations are the center of the world in every occassion; only sees the world through their scope only and expect others to Deny their civilizations' flaws and wrongdoing, will not give a f--- or spout slogans when pressed do the same further Virgin Slavaboo and Wehraboo Have unhealthy obsession for A sizeable proportion of them are pubescent, edgy middleschoolers and highschoolers who does not know the big picture tanks and outlandish war machines Deny their nations' flaws and wrongdoing, AND invent excuses and whataboutism to Only a step closer to unironically embracing Stalinism and Nazism, turning them into incels counter criticism Ruins the terrible, complex, and heroic memory of their sides's Spams more memes than the amount of every MG-42 or struggle in WW2 PPSH-41 round fired in WW2 "Go to the gulag, comrade XD" "Hans, get ze luger XD" Blasts WW2 marching songs and the Soviet Anthem in every "Holocaust? What's that?" occassion "Holodomor? What's that?" Wizard Wumao Shills for a modern-day orwellian regime that has thoroughly brainwashed their population and exploited developing countries Embraces the most retarded strain of communism; makes posadists look like geniuses Uniformly annoying to encounter online and in real life; attributes it to agitprop Will ALWAYS resort to whataboutism and excuse at every discussion, even if it is not a critique against the PRC Justifies every atrocities and the ruination of their heritages with excuses of 'harmony' and economic development Has resorted to han chinese ethno-nationalism recently, claims that every ethnic chinese in the world supports the PRC: pure BS Will melt into a hysterical puddle every time Tiananmen, Uyghurs, Great Leap Forward, and others are mentioned

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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Thad Hellenophile and Sinophile Knows that their civilizations built the bedrock for their respective cultural spheres Well versed in centuries worth of prose and philosophy; has transcended beyond the Nerd-Jock dichotomy Cultured as f---, their voice is like an autumn moon chasing colorful clouds Secure in knowing that their civilization has a continuity going for thousands of years Knows their civilizations' Can point out that every natural laws and sciences societal problems and acknowledge them; doesn't give a f--- anyway are built upon their civilizations' scientists and Graciously allows chad, brad, virgin, and even wizard to borrow' their civilizations' works thinkers Olympian bodies from daily routine of wrestling, athletics, taichi, and martial Speaks in allusions and metaphors that need hours for lesser minds to decipher asts Chad Teaboo and Francophile Their civilizations ARE the faces of colonialism and imperialism in the modern era; doesn't give a f--- about others' whining about muh imperialism Knows that THE modern global society and civilization are based on the works of their empire Were once mortal enemies, now joined in a strong bromance with occassional Mocked by brad or virgin, laughs them off easily with their sense of humor and chadness banters Their identity is not limited to the modern era only; knows U that they are shaped by centuries of history Fluent in their empire's languages, which is the language learned in ALL countries, even in countries that the empires never colonized Refined and cultured as well as gentlemanly; only thad can defeat their culturedness Not arrogant beyond help; they are also avid lovers of other cultures Brad Romeaboo and Freeaboo Their civilizations and cultures are Acts that their civilization will save the day and are automatically the good guys in every situation based on chad's and thad's works, claim that they are greater than them anyway Often mock wizard, virgin, chad, and even thad on a regular basis "Carthago delenda est" "Embrace democracy before democracy comes to you, 'Murica to prove them being alpha muthafucka" "But muh legions" Likes to brush the fact "But muh freedoms" that their civilizations are the center of the world in every occassion; only sees the world through their scope only and expect others to Deny their civilizations' flaws and wrongdoing, will not give a f--- or spout slogans when pressed do the same further Virgin Slavaboo and Wehraboo Have unhealthy obsession for A sizeable proportion of them are pubescent, edgy middleschoolers and highschoolers who does not know the big picture tanks and outlandish war machines Deny their nations' flaws and wrongdoing, AND invent excuses and whataboutism to Only a step closer to unironically embracing Stalinism and Nazism, turning them into incels counter criticism Ruins the terrible, complex, and heroic memory of their sides's Spams more memes than the amount of every MG-42 or struggle in WW2 PPSH-41 round fired in WW2 "Go to the gulag, comrade XD" "Hans, get ze luger XD" Blasts WW2 marching songs and the Soviet Anthem in every "Holocaust? What's that?" occassion "Holodomor? What's that?" Wizard Wumao Shills for a modern-day orwellian regime that has thoroughly brainwashed their population and exploited developing countries Embraces the most retarded strain of communism; makes posadists look like geniuses Uniformly annoying to encounter online and in real life; attributes it to agitprop Will ALWAYS resort to whataboutism and excuse at every discussion, even if it is not a critique against the PRC Justifies every atrocities and the ruination of their heritages with excuses of 'harmony' and economic development Has resorted to han chinese ethno-nationalism recently, claims that every ethnic chinese in the world supports the PRC: pure BS Will melt into a hysterical puddle every time Tiananmen, Uyghurs, Great Leap Forward, and others are mentioned

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