It's like say you're going ape hunting.

I was just going to answer #2 but I guess I gotta pick the whole package:

1.
Ducks are some of the most recently uplifted (acquired sentience) animals, they're still getting the hang of this evolution thing. They should be like Goofy above in treatment of their fellow unevolved. Most of them don't even wear pants yet!

2. That's Fethry Duck! This guy has a bazillion names depending on where you live (he's "Peninha" in Brazil for instance, I thought he was a regional character like Zé Carioca)

3.

Whatever you could break in a duck, Donald has it broken. #damaged

4. Second ammendment + Cartoon logic = Everybody knows how to operate a double-barreled shotgun.

5. What even are human rights in the Duckverse? Most people are humanoids with dog features, but there are indeed a few humans here and there, and they're either a qt pie or someone not to be fucked with (wizards, sorcerers, gangsters, etc). The rights to kick ass and chew bubblegum?