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4chan - Anon hits quints while drowning a c--- roach in chemicals | /r/4chan

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Anonymous 02/25/20(Tue)22:41:51 No.821522222 Here is my story of how I cucked this bitch ass cockroach like the based American I am. >Be me >See roach on wall. 34 KB JPG >Don't want to smash it with a shoe because those bitches are fast and resilient AF. Also don't want to scrape roach s--- off my wall either. >Grab McDonalds cup (large) and catch the Roach in it and secure cup top. >Bitch is angry. Climbing over walls and s---, scratching around. >Give him a good couple shakes so he shuts the f--- up. >Place him on desk for several days. >Every day shake him around to make sure he's still alive. >Fast Forward to today. >Tired of this bitch in the cup. He needs to die. >Throwing the cup out with the trash would be me being a p---- and denying my duty as warden. >Releasing him would signal to all the other roaches in the area that they can come into my home. >It must be done. Think of ways to kill Roach. >Drowning him in water is kind of lame. He might live through that. >Fire would stink up my apartment. Plus he might live through that too. >CO2 inhalation from Candle too much work. (I am Engineering student, but not that inclined to build a mini roach gas chamber). >Decide on final plan. >Grab Cleaning detergent spray and spray down straw until a good half inch of chemical sits at bottom of cup. >Bitch roach is sitting under the lid. >Tap him into the liquid below >This n---- goes APE S---. >Flailing around and s---. Literally sounds like fighting in the cup. Chemical is thrashing everywhere. >10 seconds later complete silence. >Roach is very obviously dead, or close to. >No remorse. >Drain Chemical and rinse roach with water and put top back on cup. What are the odds the guy is alive? If I go back in 10 minutes and he's alive should I set him free or go for round two?

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