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Bullets turn away in fear when aimed at him. Stench is so foul that being a mile near him causes Super Type V AIDSBolacerbetes, while being a foot near him results in instant death with a trip to hell, this can affect GAD too. The only existing things that can at least tolerate His splitted spine looks like an iron sight. For some reason, his neck is spitting in two to hold his head by his eyes. this smell are the hundreds of microdemons made to accompany him. THE OMEGA WIZARD His extremely frail bones make him easily decapitatable, people WOULD defeat him if it wasn't for the rancid odor. Has stuffed things so huge in his mouth that his cheeks became flaps that hung so low that they evolved to be a spider's mouth. Not just his hands, but his entire ARMS are so messed up that have fingers and weird growths that take the shape of bad wannabe-part-of-the- lore characters. Infact, he's the CREATOR of all these s----- characters! Neck is so crooked that it pierced through his chest a la Babirusa. So complex that it can't even be made into OC. Was created by Gizzard several centuries ago, even HE fears this thing. Immortal with the same reasoning as the Grand Wizard. His headphones are provided by his walkers, after they serve the Omega Wizard for long enough, they start to connect to it and grow meat headphones a la Wraith, and they connect to his closed eardrums. Legs devolved after 4 decades of existing, moves around by crushing people and letting them try and crawl out, only pulling him foward. Penis never existed in the first place. .does this thing even have a gender? Dozens of Wizards donated their intestines so this thing can y'know, EAT.

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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Bullets turn away in fear when aimed at him. Stench is so foul that being a mile near him causes Super Type V AIDSBolacerbetes, while being a foot near him results in instant death with a trip to hell, this can affect GAD too. The only existing things that can at least tolerate His splitted spine looks like an iron sight. For some reason, his neck is spitting in two to hold his head by his eyes. this smell are the hundreds of microdemons made to accompany him. THE OMEGA WIZARD His extremely frail bones make him easily decapitatable, people WOULD defeat him if it wasn't for the rancid odor. Has stuffed things so huge in his mouth that his cheeks became flaps that hung so low that they evolved to be a spider's mouth. Not just his hands, but his entire ARMS are so messed up that have fingers and weird growths that take the shape of bad wannabe-part-of-the- lore characters. Infact, he's the CREATOR of all these s----- characters! Neck is so crooked that it pierced through his chest a la Babirusa. So complex that it can't even be made into OC. Was created by Gizzard several centuries ago, even HE fears this thing. Immortal with the same reasoning as the Grand Wizard. His headphones are provided by his walkers, after they serve the Omega Wizard for long enough, they start to connect to it and grow meat headphones a la Wraith, and they connect to his closed eardrums. Legs devolved after 4 decades of existing, moves around by crushing people and letting them try and crawl out, only pulling him foward. Penis never existed in the first place. .does this thing even have a gender? Dozens of Wizards donated their intestines so this thing can y'know, EAT.

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