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Dynamic zoom Virgin Allows you to play any version you want Chad AGE Simultaneous Listens to the Forces you to update your beloved game to worse version Research and build queues community and add Balance quality of life improvements updates based on feedback Global queue at top of the Greatly improves visuals and stays true to original design screen WARCRAFT Outsourced to outside New matchmaking features company Adds new EMPIRES singleplayer content REFORGED Artstyle inconsistent with the original 300h of singleplayer DEFINITIVE EDITION 40h of content content Removes features from 18 year old Is honest with its Bows to their chinese Clans, profiles, animated campaign backgrounds, animated game portraits, chat commands, communtal channels listing, custom playerbase overlords campaign, battle net news section 3 new campaigns and Lies in promotional materia 4 new civilizations Censors unit responses Can steal your content and sell as their own Remastered Pisses off both new soundtrack players and veterans Same Al Adds completely new AI that doesn't cheat Removes automated tournaments No offline vs Al play Removes ladders Integrated new leaderboard systems and ladders Discounted for the owners of Same price for everyone Bloated 30 GB download previous versions even if you don't want it Scalable UI Additional mod support Changes balance of the base game to the expansion Advanced tutorials $19,99 $29,99 Crossplay between store versions

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Uploaded Jan 31, 2020 at 03:45PM EST

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Virgin vs. Chad

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orc, king, sword, shield, axe, reforged, definitive, warcraft, age of empires

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