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Virgin Chevalier Garde vs Chad Grenadier a Cheval Too manly to wear a helmet so literally wears the flesh of a bear Name literally means "Grenadiers on Horse", also nicknamed "The Name literally sounds like a perfume brand Gods" and "Immortals" Stole the 4eme Ligne's Eagle and got ass- whooped for it Deeds from their short and glorious existence continue to inspire chads around the world Wears oversized Posh aristocratic boy who has never fought in an actual pitched helmet that barely even offers protection Absolutely loyal to the God-Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte battle Regiment has a long and boring existence Proudly wears the Legion d'Honneur, awarded for honor and valor on the field of glory Uniform color scheme Poorly-timed charge at Austerlitz got them yeeted by the French Guard Cavalry is basic af and doesn't get any better, later copies Prussian uniforms Veteran of four glorious campaigns, over 176cm tall, is in the best cavalry regiment in the world and knows it Blue habit adorned with gold reflects the latest fashion trends Glorious and illustrious battle record, saved the day at Marengo, Austerlitz, Eylau, and Hanau Mere mention of their name brings terror to all enemies of the Emperor Led by the psychopathic Grand Duke Constantine Led by men such as Jean-Baptiste "The Gentlemen" Bessieres, Louis "Turdface" Lepic, and "The Prince- Slayer" Guindey Made the ladies of St. Petersburg cry after Austerlitz

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Virgin Garde du Corps vs. The Chad Grenadiers à Cheval de la Garde Impériale


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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