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The CHAD "riot" started out as a fun-loving food fight, quickly evolved into a prison wide riot THE PLAN: The THAD/LAD "master plan" easily overpowered every guard in the prison PART ONE: ask LAD to vore you anally everybody will escape un-scathed The Brad "prison guard" guards beat him up for fun guards tremble before him is the only one who hasn't run away CH! requires... something... requires extreme endurance and patience requires nothing in particular too self-confident to use a gun, louCH! OUCH thinks he can overpower Chad OUCH! PART TWO: with his bare hands wait for LAD to meander outside of the prison, and get shot to death by snipers secretly wants to join the riot could happen at any time Thad thinks it up on the spot has no idea what he's doing, tries to act like he has everything under control in prison for sexual assault; the ultimate chad crime LAD has no idea whats going on has tons of prison-friends PART THREE: "rebirth" and escape the morgue; in prison for a false r--- accusation, which really makes you feel bad for him and want to see him escape subsequently change name and appearance in prison for an actual r--- accusation; The Virgin "tunnel" is completely alone what the f--- LAD horribly afraid of all forms of authority in prison for shoplifting doing it because he trusts LAD doing it because Thad was the only requires digging tools, which are really hard to get in prison person who ever liked him takes weeks of preperation

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THE GREAT ESCAPE


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Uploaded Dec 08, 2019 at 10:26AM EST

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