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![Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: ntNeO+CD) Why is the High Street dying? ▼ Settings Mobile Home 10/27/24(Sun)00:31:39 No.486039129 'Amazon tax' to save Britain's high streets under consideration by Reeves The British Retail Consortium, the industry's trade body, welcomed the idea of reform but warned against the idea of simply punishing online players Howard Musto 3 days ago [2] Comments amazon PBGOF ASN OGO136A 522 KB PNG >See news that the traditional British high-street is being killed by the likes of large corporations >Figure that my local area needs some monetary boosting >I also needed new headphones as I have sat on my current pair, and broke them. >Maybe I should pay a visit to the local GAME (GameStop US) as I haven't been there in 10 years. >Get in car >Drive to town centre >All parking is paid and metered >Find a free parking space; too short for my car >Nvrmnd.jpg >Find a free space; Disabled parking space >F--- it. I just park in some multi story car park for 8 GBP >I have to walk from here. >Walk past cinema (Abandoned) >It smells like piss and s---; Can't see any piss and s--- for some reason >Homeless person came up to me asking for f--- >F------.png >Screaming crack head in a bus shelter >Literally nobody in sight is dressed politely >Everyone looks like human trash >Can hear people yelling at each other from across the distance >Saw some f------ walking around with his hand down the front of his pants >I want to f------ curb stomp him. >Urban youf wearing balaclavas >Kebab shops with fake hygiene ratings in the window >Deliveroo riders are all nafaris and jeets, delivering wet food to your door on a bike. >Walk past a Greggs; See hobos robbing the sausage rolls and fleeing like in those videos from California >Walk through the main high street, pretty much the only palatable part of my journey. >Abandoned shops >Phone repair shops that steal your information >Poundland being robbed >B&M being robbed >Luxury cars parked outside of dilapidated bedsits >Urban Range Rover, something you never see in a rich area. >Abandoned department store (Closed since 2009) >JW's preaching their retarded religion where you can't give out gifts (And I thought the Jews were cheap) >Trash everywhere >Chavs walking their shitbulls with spiked collars and chains as a leash >Finally make it to GAME >Its closed >I just got back in my car and drove to Currys. F--- the Highstreet.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/934/355/1a7.png "High-street to Hell | /r/Greentext")
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![Reposting so I can screencap 09/01/14(Mon)03:27:32 No.34550553 Anonymous 09/01/14(Mon)03:37:39 No.34550715 3455057534550645 34550785 >34550423 (You) >34550316 >34550072 (You) 34550054 (You) >>34550575 (You) So now I want to sing this, but I feel like it needs a chorus to break up the monotony. Any ideas? Anonymous 09/01/14(Mon)03:42:08 No.34550785 In ages past we looked above and gazed upon the stars, >34550715 And wondered if a man could live on Luna or on Mars. Today men fly that starry night and bless'd are we who know, The hallowed names and faces of the men who made it so. Well, it fits the meter for a lot of Irish/Scottish drinking songs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXWysTMRP7o [Remove] [Yuri] might not be, some say, the first into the Black, But none deny the truth that he's [The First] to make it back. We look to good old Yuri as the patron of our race, Humanity's protector in this vast and outer space. <0 The Sick Note - The Dubliners DUBLINDKO MILESTONES [Neil] knew it was his duty to use NASA's mighty boon, And take [The Giant] leap on man's behalf up to the Moon. Now colonists and settlers look to Neil for peace of mind, On having made the choice to leave their homeworld far behind. [Buzz] was a mighty pilot and just may have been the best, But more, he was [The Dreamer] seeing far beyond the rest. With name dear to the hearts of anyone who's grabbed the helm We thank Buzz for the future he foresaw our starry realm. [Michael] chose himself a role that most men could not take, Crewed his command module [Loner] for Eleven's mission's sake. When a 'farer's flying solo and his ship is far from home, He can trust that Michael's with him and he's never quite alone. Anonymous 09/01/14(Mon)03:51:58 No.34550934 »34550980 John] may have never gone to space but hallowed is his name, Without his [Steely Eye] Apollo would've died in flames. His brilliant troubleshooting saved Man's place among the stars, Now farers pray to Johnny as our helpful friend afar 34539243 34539277 This brought tears to my eyes I can't explain. Jim] took the role of captain on Thirteen's unlucky flight, And without him as [The Leader] they'd been lost unto the night. We oft think of Jim's example when we're facing matters grave, For he taught us: to be calm, to be resourceful, to be brave. The day /tg/ [Georgy, Vladislav and Vicktor] earned their solemn, holy place, And will always be [Remembered] as the first to die in space. When our fellows go to join them they would tell us not to cry, But to drink a shot and know they're in that bright and starry sky. wrote filk. [Laika] was a mongrel, who had more than shown her worth As [The Loyal] friend of man who proved that we could leave the Earth Now the shipboard pets and critters that we choose to share our days, Are all guarded and protected under Laika's watchful gaze. Whenever we break atmosphere, we call out to two more And beg their benediction on that vast dark ocean's shore Whose crews did burn like novae where the Earth's blue fades to black To [Challenger] when setting out, [Columbia] when back We lift a glass to those who laid our path into the sky A solemn prayer in thanks before into the black we fly We ask you to watch over us wherever we are sent And offer up our voices in a Farer's Sacrament.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/558/129/a6b.png "The [Space]Farer's Sacrament- A filk song by /tg/")
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