I have come to realize that big buff women that like to GET lap pillows and headpats from guys smaller and leaner than them strongly appeals to me.
Same for big buff dudes who look like they could crush skulls getting headpats from girls smaller and cuter than them.
I just find the concept of having size/gender role-reversals for those kinds of situations quite cute

This was rather random, but I just wanted to get that out on a semi-related post.

You'll never be strong enough to overpower your doggo instincts. Might as well embrace them.