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![Help] My girlfriend is refusing to talk me because I pretended to be dead after our car accident ohmanohnohman 2 days ago* relationship_advice 36% upvoted Late last week, my girlfriend and I were on our way back from dinner with her parents. She was driving. Pulling away from a stoplight, the two cars next to us slammed on their brakes but she didn't in time. We got hit by a drunk driver going 15 over the speed limit, right on my side. The impact was brutal but I knew right away that I was fine, we were in her 2018 BMW X6 I have no idea what made me do this- maybe it was the shock from the crash and having my entire world rocked in a flash of a second, but I decided to hang my mouth open and contort myself against the intruding door. When my girlfriend looked over, she was horrified and screamed nonstop for what felt like an hour. After a minute or so I snapped out of it and said "gotcha!" She instantly broke down and was inconsolable. After we were both given the all-clear from the hospital a few hours later, she refused to talk to me. It's been days now and she still won't speak to me. I know it was weird. I have no idea what made me do it. I wouldn't have ever done it normally. How can I salvage this?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/557/149/24d.png "r/relationships 14")
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![[27F] am extremely attracted to my husband's [29M] dad [57M [new] taboo-fantasy 7 hours ago relationships 59% upvoted I'm gonna cut to the chase. I wanna bang my husband's dad. He's hot. Tall, fit, bearded, tattooed, long hair, blue eyes. He looks like a viking. He gardens with his shirt off. He's a great cook and a wonderful conversationalist. His voice is sexy and soothing. We are currently staying with my husband's parents as our house is undergoing renovation. The more time I spend around his father, the more I get the urge to ravish him. Obviously I'm not going to, but it has become one of my biggest fantasies. How do I stop lusting for my father-in-law? TL;DR I'm extremely attracted to my husband's dad and fantasize about him](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/557/106/0da.png "r/relationships 10")
![Posted by u/GreenLeaves13904 hours ago My (27f) bf (34m) wants to name our daughter Frodo [new] Hi Reddit My bf and I have been dating for a little over 2 years. My boyfriend is sweet, smart, attractive and funny. We almost never argued (until recently), because he daughter Frodo (after the Lord of the Rings character). When wants to name our we first found out that I was pregnant, I promised that he could name our child. I wanted him to feel important and included in the pregnancy. He's a great guy and I know that he will be an amazing father too. That said, he started saying that if we have a son, we will name him Frodo. I thought he was joking because he didn't seem that serious. When we found out we were having a girl, he said that he thought Frodo would still be a good name. I still thought he was joining until people started asking if we "had a name yet." My bf would tell people that we were naming our daughter Frodo. Eventually I confronted my bf and told him to stop, that my parents had asked if he was serious. My boyfriend got mad. He asked why I agreed to the joking, but he got name if I didn't want it. I tried to tell him I thought he was more mad. We've been arguing almost nonstop for the past 2 weeks and he is now threatening that he won't be able to bond with our daughter because her new name will always remind him of his disappointment at her not being named Frodo. I don't know what to do. We are great together and I don't want to break up over this. We are great together otherwise, except for this issue. Likewise, I DID promise that he could name our child. I suggested he could choose a different name from Lord if the Rings, but he is adamant that our daughter must be named Frodo. I just don't want her getting teased or discriminated against because I think the name sounds silly, and not even like a girls name. I'm not sure what to do. Any suggestions on how to handle this? Should I let my bf name our daughter Frodo? Thanks in advance TL;DR: Promised bf he could name our daughter, he chose the name "Frodo" from Lord of the Rings. Giving birth soon but he won't budge on the name. Says he won't be able to bond with daughter if she has a different name. Scared daughter will be teased but don't want to end the relationship or break my promise to my partner. Not sure what to do](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/557/104/5ff.png "r/relationships 9")
![I (21M) am in love with my wife's (20F) boyfriend (21M) [new] neophyteneon 5 hours ago relationships 40% upvoted TL;DR: Read the title Yeah, it's a doozy I met my wife in high school, we fell in love, we were madly deeply obsessed with each other for several years, and then we broke up. It was sudden, and based on some issues we had with each other that we never bothered to mature out of, but it happens. We haven't gotten a legal divorce because we're too poor/lazy. We continued to hook up for a while. She got a new a few weeks later. I've blown through a few guys and girls; didn't keep any. Some things happened that... strained our friendship... we probably just needed time. We either squabbled or ignored each other for about two months. The mood shifted, and now we're very, very close again. And me and her boyfriend are really similar in our humor (and music taste most importantly!) boyfriend personality, interests, and sense of He's beautiful. He has long eyelashes and turns red when he laughs. He's so funny and sweet. The other night he got too high and cried in my arms for an hour and I fell HARD. My wife knows, and she's cool with it. She doesn't mind, she actually casually encourages me to pursue him. IDK what she wants from me or what to do with that. I don't know what to do with myself. I'm so in my feels about this. Please give me some advice, I'm losing it over this boy. If he likes me, what happens? How do I figure out what my wife wants? Aughh!!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/557/100/419.png "r/relationships 7")
![r/relationships [new] Boyfriend's disturbing lack of dental hygiene u/JDahmer13 tdr my boyfriend's teeth are literally starting to rot out of his head and I dont want to be rude about it So my boyfriend (42M) and I (23F) have been dating for almost three years now, and this hasn't become a problem up until recently. When we first met I knew he didn't have the greatest teeth but I figured "hey what the hell, personality is what counts, right?" And some people really do just get the s--- and of the stick as far as genetics is concerned. BUT I've slowly come to realize that this dental issues have nothing to do with genetics, and everything to do with the fact that he's been neglecting his dental hygiene for literally probably DECADES. Now, the little cavities he had when we first met have morphed into giant black craters, there's crumbs that've been stuck in his front teeth for months and have begun to solidify and his breath sort of smells like... rotting flesh? Not to mention his rotting molars are obviously causing him pain when he eats. I leaned in to kiss him before going to work today and gagged because it was so bad. I've tried being subtle, like buying us matching toothbrushes and buying two separate bottles of mouthwash and it doesn't really seem to be sinking in. I honestly can't tell if he just isn't aware of the stench emanating from his mouth or just doesn't care? I have no idea how to deal with this-with other things I have no problem being direct and upfront with him but I dont want to completely annihilate his self esteem either. Any advice?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/557/098/8c7.png "r/relationships 5")
![relationships.txt @redditships [17F] am meeting my boyfriend's[17M] dog soon and want to make a good first impression i[17F] am meeting my boyfriend's[17M] dog soon and want to make a good first impression Dating corazones-de-amor 2 days ago* relationships 53% upvoted I didnt know where to post this and I know its a really silly question but I just want suggestions on what kind of treats dogs most like Some background info: I really love dogs but I dont get to be around them very often so Im really excited about meeting my partners dog its just that his pup dosent really get along with a lot of people and I really want us to be comfortable with each other. So I thought I could surpise the good boy with some snacks for when I first meet him. From what my Bf's mention his dog likes to eat anything so I dont know if its considered redundant to ask this question but I just wanna make sure that I try to do it right. So if yall have suggestions for what a medium sized & high energy doggo would like please let me know! Thanks! Also if you have tips for meeting dogs that dont generally get along with people that would also help, thanks again! Tldr I need advice on meeting my partners dog](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/557/085/024.png "r/relationships 3")
![My [29M girlfriend [28F] started using an Adult Pacifier and generally regressing becoming more childlike. Help? 2 days ago relationship_advice 96% upvoted ressesses Throwaway because this is a little more personal than I want to get on my main account, which I mainly use to post on gaming subs. My girlfriend has started acting like a small child. I'm not sure why but I know she dealt with some abuse as a kid so maybe that contributed? I don't know though because she wasn't Ilike this when we first got together. It started out with her asking me to read her stories at night.I thought okay, this is was kind of cute. She's an insomniac so l thought this might help her with that. Then she bought an "adult" pacifier on Amazon. I'm not gonna lie, this freaked me out a little. She said she bought it to lose weight. Basically to help with the oral fixation part of over-eating. I asked why she couldn't just chew gum or something but she didn't really have an answer. There have been other things too. We share a Netflix account. I looked at our history just out of curiosity. She's been watching a ton of kids shows and movies. Not even like spongebob or shows that can also appeal to teens/adults. I'm talking shows geared toward pre-schoolers. I didn't mention this because I didn't want to embarrass her. There have been other things too. Like buying slime and other stuff on amazon. She says it helps her with stress. But the ones she gets seem like something my 5 year old niece would ask for. Bright pinks and purples with rainbow beads. It's also carried over into her diet. She's become really obsessed with strawberry milk lately. And whereas we normally eat out a lot, and get stuff like sushi or Italian or Mexican....lately all she wants if we go out is stuff like chicken fingers or Mac and cheese.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/557/080/691.png "r/relationships 2")
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