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The Virgin Redcorn The Chad Dale Always laying down sick banter on his fat beta friend, Bill Dresses like a member of the Village People but it's not the 70's Smokes and doesn't give a f--- Middle-aged, has no friends except for Dale, and lost the only meaningful relationship he ever had Trolls bluepilled friends with his next-level conspiracy theories Breaks down crying in front of a guy he barely knows like a bitch-ass n---- Sulky Hates the government, abides by his own law Lives in a trailer Run's a chintzy new-age massage parlor, which he only does so he can pick up the old, blown-out floozies that patronize him Initially was cucking Dale, only to have the tables turned Successful small business Redpilled owner who loves what he does for a living Lost his land to the Has a great relationship with his son and a hot wife government Pushing 50 and still trying to cut it as a rockstar even pleasant ranch-style home in a nice Texan neighborhood Owns a though his music sucks Managed to win back said wife without even trying Lost his son to the guy that cucked him Has nothing going on in his life beyond his futile efforts to connect with his son Surrounded by friends and loved ones Cucked the guy who cucked him without even trying Desperately wants to be a part of his son's life but never wilI be Misses his old GF, has meaningless flings with post wall roasties to fill the void Understands how the world really works Joseph's true father His son doesn't like or respect him Gratified with his lot in life Loving and devoted husband, always remains faithful Cheated on said GF when they were still together, unable to appreciate the good things in his life The Redcorn name will die with him

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Virgin Redcorn The Chad Dale Always laying down sick banter on his fat beta friend, Bill Dresses like a member of the Village People but it's not the 70's Smokes and doesn't give a f--- Middle-aged, has no friends except for Dale, and lost the only meaningful relationship he ever had Trolls bluepilled friends with his next-level conspiracy theories Breaks down crying in front of a guy he barely knows like a bitch-ass n---- Sulky Hates the government, abides by his own law Lives in a trailer Run's a chintzy new-age massage parlor, which he only does so he can pick up the old, blown-out floozies that patronize him Initially was cucking Dale, only to have the tables turned Successful small business Redpilled owner who loves what he does for a living Lost his land to the Has a great relationship with his son and a hot wife government Pushing 50 and still trying to cut it as a rockstar even pleasant ranch-style home in a nice Texan neighborhood Owns a though his music sucks Managed to win back said wife without even trying Lost his son to the guy that cucked him Has nothing going on in his life beyond his futile efforts to connect with his son Surrounded by friends and loved ones Cucked the guy who cucked him without even trying Desperately wants to be a part of his son's life but never wilI be Misses his old GF, has meaningless flings with post wall roasties to fill the void Understands how the world really works Joseph's true father His son doesn't like or respect him Gratified with his lot in life Loving and devoted husband, always remains faithful Cheated on said GF when they were still together, unable to appreciate the good things in his life The Redcorn name will die with him

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