Super Smash Brothers Ultimate - Palutena and banjo

I mean, yeah… Greek Gods are kind of well known for being kind of stupid. And assholes. Stupid, stupid assholes.

Palutena in leopard print too…. Like… yeah, thanks internet. Didn't know this was something that I've always wanted. But now I do.

Greek mythologyis basically the Antiquity equivalent of reality TV. Powerful people getting mad at and trying to out-big-dick each other constantly. It's in retrospective a cool way to tell popular stories that are mostly apolitical