Usually I don't like false player choice, but I can make exceptions.

Also the exception about sticking it in crazy.

Top left: "W-what do you mm-mean you like me, I haven't even kidnapped you yet?"

Top right: "Behold, my beloved, I have rediscovered my pencil skirt hiding in my closet! I haven't worn this ever since I stopped wearing glasses."

Bottom left: "What? I'm combing my hair and my dress gets in the way. What do you mean you don't strip when you comb?"