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File: Di2WGsXXgAE702A1jpg (11 KB, 138x294) Anonymous 05/21/19 Tue 11:36:33 No 66333543 > 663335 Z쯔6633361926633366422663337212 663334226633379 2663344272 663345022266334723쯔663347312 663359112266336 3922663371392 SORCERY Magic is basically cheating If you employ magic, you're saying "I can't solve the challenge with my wit, resolve or grit, I need a whole spellbook of "Get me out of jail for free" cards. It is (sometimes) different in-universe, true, where magic may take a lot of effort to learn and use, but from players' end magic is basically an admission of impotence Any creative player who achieves mediocre results with a clever ploy, rube goldberg design, or sheer stubbornness is better than a hundred players who achieve great results by using magic Anonymous 05/21/19(Tue)11:41:18 No.66333587 File: file.png (50 KB, 300x300) >66333543 (OP) Cry about it Anonymous 05/21/19(Tue)11:44:42 No.66333619 66333543 (OP) the wizard player skipped over my railroaded puzzle i copied from the internet and i cant get over it Anonymous 05/21/19(Tue)11:53:50 No.663336712 File: m13-101-murderjpg (202 KB, 672x936) Swords are basically cheating If you employ swords, you're saying "I can't solve the challenge with my wit, resolve or grit, I need a whole scabbard of "Murder" cards." It is (sometimes) different in-universe, true, where swords may take a lot of effort to learn and use, but from players' end swords are basically an admission of impotence Any creative player who achieves mediocre results with a clever ploy, rube goldberg design, or sheer stubbornness is better than a hundred players who achieve great results by using swords Anonymous 05/21/19(Tue)15:47:49 No.66335699266335768 File: Samson jpg (61 KB, 766x1136) A gun is basically cheating If you employ guns, you're saying "I can't solve the challenge with my wit, resolve or grit, I need a whole clip of "Get me out of jail for free cards It is (sometimes) different in-universe, true, where guns may take a lot of effort to learn and use, but from players' end a gun is basically an admission of impotence Any creative player who achieves mediocre results with a clever ploy, rube goldberg design, or sheer stubbornness is better than a hundred players who achieve great results by using guns Anonymous 05/21/19(Tue)16:09:11 No.6633594666336000 >66336106 As a matter of fact, schools are basically cheating Anonymous 05/21/19(Tue)22:34:58 No.66341969 iRg (103 KB, 960x720) Using weapons is basically cheating If you employ weapons, you're saying "I can't kill the enemy with my fist, legs or teeth. I need a whole array of "Open the monster dead" tools." It is (sometimes) different in-universe, true, where weapons may take a lot of effort to leam an use, but from player's end weapons are basically an admission of impotence Any creative player who achieves mediocre results with a clever footwork, a bruce lee stance, or sheer muscle is better than a hundred players who achieve great results by using weapons. >s Anonymous 05/22/19(Wed)02:02:01 No 66345190 File: DE S 0png (406 KB, 600x613) thank you martialfags, your tears sustain me and bring me great joy Anonymous 05/22/19(Wed)03:32:39 No.6634636066346412 guess what, all that wit, resolve, or grit, is just an in universe property of the character, and using it is basically an admission of impotence on the players part. Anonymous 05/22/19(Wed)03:35:57 No.66346410 66333543 (OP) Combat is basically cheating >If you employ combat, you're saying "I can't solve the challenge with my wit, resolve or grit, I need a whole arsenal of "Get me out of jail for free" cards Anonymous 05/22/19(Wed)08:29:04 No.6634987566350282 Learning is cheating, if you learn calculus instead of guessing for 12 days to solve a basic integral through random guessing you are just weak Anonymous 05/22/19(Wed)09:18:15 No.6635028266350438 This Also, remember to always physically assault the GM if you can't quite figure out a puzzle Anonymous 05/22/19(Wed)09:34:16 No.6635043866350731 File: 1 was only pretending to--jpg (220 KB, 1440x810) he thinks assaulting people instead of giving them sheer rage is not cheating IS Anonymous 05/22/19(Wed)10:04:50 No.66350731266352025 >66350438 rage Sorry. Anon, I have no time to be angry, I assault the GM out of pure functionality. It's the method most likely to grant me success Anonymous 05/22/19(Wed)13:07:52 No.66352000 Weapons and tools are defeatist. If you can't kill the thing with your bare hands you are admitting that you are weak and deserve to be at the bottom of the food chain for superior animals Any player who can get by with a little spit and a lot of bloodshed is more satisfying then 1000 armed and armored troops Anonymous 05/22/19(Wed)14:16:41 No.66352676 66333543 (OP) Wit is basicaly cheating If you employ wit, you're saying I can't solve this challenge with my magic, resolve or grit, I need a whole head full of "Get me out of jail for free" tricks. Anonymous 05/23/19(Thu)01:39 53 No.66364757 No-Magic is basic ally cheating If you don't employ magic, you're saying "I can't solve the challenge with my creativity, knowledge of the many spells available, or Wish, I need a whole array of boring methods, that my GM expects me to use It is (sometimes) different in-universe, true, where magic may take zero effort to learn and use, but from players' end no-magic is basically an admission of impotence Any creative player who achieves mediocre results with a invisibility, sleep, or a fireball is better than a hundred players who achieve great results by not using magic Anonymous 05/23/19(Thu)12:25:28 No.66372448 Hands are basically cheating If you employ hands, you're saying "I can't solve the challenge with my teeth,tongue or ass-cheeks, I need a whole set of of "grab and manipulate" cards."

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