JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - God Dammit, Crunchyroll

In an absolute power move against Passione, Crunch casually name drops the secret identity of the boss to every single last member of their mail list. They hope to tell everyone to watch That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime, simulcast on Mondays at 11:30am EDT, one last time before the Boss assembles another assassination squad to shit fury all over them, their children, and their children's children.

You have ONE JOB Crunchyroll, ONE JOB!!!