Italy: So, we're fine, as long as nobody disturbs America.
Japan: Question.
Italy: What is your question, Japan?
Japan: I bombed Pearl Harbor.
Italy: What.
Japan: You said the Pacific fight was mine to deal with.
Italy: How long?
Japan: I have done nothing but bomb Pearl Harbor for the past three hours.
Germany: Why?! Why have you done this?!
distant eagle screeches

Etika's great grandfather: Records himself reading news paper, screams while jizzing in pants, sells film reels of the event.