I've come to make an announcement. Paramount Pictures are bitch ass motherfuckers. They pissed on Sonic's fucking character design. That's right. They took their Hollywood fucking Weinstein dicks out, and they pissed on Sonic's fucking character design, and they said that it was "v e r y r e a l i s t i c" and I said it's disgusting. So, I'm making a call out post on my Twitter.com: Paramount Pictures, you have shit character design. It's like Chris Chan except way worse. And guess what? Here's what passion looks like. (explosion noises) That's right, baby. Has gloves, classic shoes, no scared children. Look at that, it looks like it's come straight from the games. You fucked his design, so guess what? We're gonna fuck the US box office. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! NO ONE IS SEEING IT DOMESTICALLY! Except we're not gonna piss on the US, I'm gonna go BIGGER. NO ONE IS SEEING IT INTERNATIONALLY EITHER!!! How do you like that, SPIELBERG? WE FUCKED UP PARAMOUNT YOU IDIOT! You got 7 months until the "S O N I C B O Y C O T T" fucks the industry so get out of our fucking sight before we boycott Episode 9 too!

>MFW we don't live in the timeline where the right is used for the movie