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Please do not hit each other with the dildos (Seriously)

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Leemaster777

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Feb 04, 2019 at 08:35AM EST

You do realize that the only reason this sign exists is because this is a reoccurring problem. Like, they are having a serious issue keeping the in-store dildo fights in-check.

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SparktheDog

SparktheDog

Feb 03, 2019 at 06:59PM EST

So no Saints Row cosplays?

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