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The Virgin HO The Chad Ss B&T wears white contacts which aren't fashionable or ever cool wears his logo on his sunglasses has not created a popular dance created an international hit single at the tender age of 15 preaches to people about how they should live, yet literally lives like a rockstar (minus the drugs and booze) got f----- over by his business partner, his girlfriend, and his own friend became famous off a song about a sex act and a s----- dance inspired successful artists like AŞAP Rocky is banned from Australia, the least desirable place in the world no international hit single is one of the few popular people to come out of Mississippi created a wildly-popular dance that people of all ages can do dissed Tyler, the Creator but couldn't start a proper has large balls for challenging Nintendo's legal team beef first artist to sell 3 million digital singles still thinks skateboarding is cool got dissed by hip-hop legends and still stayed famous didn't even start to get big til his late 20s wears cheap Nike Janoskis created a game console called the "Souljagame (an illegal Nintendo emulator) and dared Nintendo to f--- with him no game console named after him wears expensive and striking BAPE shoes

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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