Their first time kissing and Susie's all tongue.

And very domineering.

Kris: "I like, legit just started my day… It's the first class of the day, not even an hour in and I'm already shoved against a locker, being drooled upon by a girl who look like what would come out of Barney's womb if he had been ass-fucked by Godzilla… Alright, cool, not going to react to that, as usual. At least this day can't become weirder."

Of course, Kris was wrong.