Bowsette - I wonder if nintendo realized half of their fanbase aren't even little kids anymore after these bowser/ bowsette fad

Mario's Harem

Bowsette: Perpetually thirsty and demanding of Mario's attention/affection at all times. Aggressive as a rule, although simultaneously eager to please. Cultivates a thorny exterior to mask her anxieties. Top bitch.

Boosette: Extremely loyal and dedicated lover, though equally shy and needy. Refuses to share her needs/concerns until they become a problem. Despises confrontation and is easily soothed by a kind word and gentle hand.

Chain Chompette: Displays unfettered nympho tendencies, though sincerely loving with a heart of gold. Needs to be reined in by a firm hand on occasion. Loves food more than people.

Piranha Plantette: Generally unassertive and passive by nature, although moody and prone to outburst. Easily flustered and snippy when agitated. Exclusively a bottom that dictates the terms of engagement.

Maw-Rayette: Her silence and eerie demeanor are considered off putting by most; this facade is merely a manifestation of her crippling social anxiety. Rewards the patient with unmatched loyalty and adoration. Potent wife material.

I do indeed accept this.