Peachette / Super Crown - Perfect Peach

"At first you had my curiosity, but now you have my erection"

"Honestly Bowsette, the maraschino cherry on top of all of this -besides rending you from existence- is because I am not burdened by the evolutionary failure of aging, I will live forever. Free to roam the Mushroom Kingdom… got to pick up a hobby, though. I'm thinking… cake baking."