"So, you want to get back at your dad? Then make the effort to purchase every stock of your dad's company until you obtain 51% of the shares, taking over the company as a result. Make sure you announce this right in front of him in view of all his people for maximum catharsis.

Its gonna be rougher for you than it was for me, though. You wasted your childhood on an education & career that teaches you nothing on how to run a large corporation or stock management and your little brother's an asshole who isn't subservient/kidnap-prone enough to help you"

"So, I have this dragon costume I want you to put on…"