If that was true, I not only should be dead, I should have spontaneously disintegrated like a drive-by Thanos victim.

Now there's a thot / thought.
Men actually live for hundreds of years, but we ejaculate it away (worth it).
In Abrahamic religions Adam lived to be 930years old.
So in summery: hentai means god is real, and he gave up.

Did I research much into each variant of those religions? Nope.
Have I looked into the context of this hentai? Pending.
Am I reading too much into this hentai quote? Definitely.