"NOT A FARMER!"

God, I remembered being realistically HORRIFIED by the Harvest Moon!
And he still rustle my jammies to this day, I mean JUST LOOK AT HIM:

Everyone talks about how scary King Ramses was, but to me he was laughable in comparison to the moon.
I still remembered when I was a kid, everytime the episode where he pops in comes next, I would immediately change the fucking channel just to avoid seeing him!