Why Was Peanut The Squirrel Euthanized By New York Officials? P'Nut's Death And The Internet's Reaction Explained
-
-
'The Most Mysterious Song On The Internet' Has Been Identified As 'Subways Of Your Mind' By FEX -
What's Up With The Blue Grinch Saying 'That Feeling When Knee Surgery Is Tomorrow'? The Oddly Specific Meme Explained -
What's Up With Webcomic Artist Fallen Chungus Getting 'Scammed' Out Of His Account? The 'Liquid Chungus' Takeover Explained -
Spirit Of '2016 Posting' Returns On Eve Of Election, As Woman Compares Pollsters Nate Silver And Anne Selzer To Feuding Aunt And Uncle
![Insomnia Adventures Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago Get startled by phone ringing It's one of my players Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?" Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?" OhGodHekilledSomeone.gif Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot." Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them." NaniTheFuck.mp3 Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?" Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister. Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler." Me: "Wow..well, if it will help her sleep, then sure." Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker." Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon." Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!" I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)...the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?" Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises) I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night. Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him. I am the dumb dumb mister.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/738/053/4ca.jpg "I present to you dumb dumb mister | /r/wholesomememes")
Top Comments
Eldaln
Jul 30, 2018 at 11:19AM EDT in reply to
Chicho
Jul 30, 2018 at 08:02PM EDT in reply to