>be me
>solo gig artist called Mr. Universe
>rockstar checklist
>big gigs… nah
>groupie… got one.
>fuck_it.png 1 groupie is good.
>turns out groupie is an alien rock
>better than nothing
>proceed to crack that rock with my dick
>groupie dies and I have a kid
>Fuck.. rockstar life is over
> 5 seasons go by.
>find out the groupie was a leader of an alien race of rocks
> she was a diamond
> mfw my dick was so hard it broke a diamond