And thus Grima burnt alive forever.

Golden Ending achieved!

I can one up that.

With pregnancies you can get drugged up numbing most of the pain Or you can go for a C-section and go under. There's still pain make no mistake. I'm just saying women have an entire medical field at their beck and call to ensure they are comfortable.

Men get no such luck. Getting kicked in the nuts has been proven to be of equal measure of pain as giving birth and depending on which source you use is actually worse. But unlike pregnancies which can be numbed or skipped all together. (though the wonders of surgery) There is no warning for getting kicked in the nuts, no preparedness for shock of lighting that will make you piss yourself and throw up, nothing short of wearing a cup your entire life can protect you form it. And unlike women who have this natural ability to forget all the horrors that went with their pregnancies. (An evolutionary trait developed to encourage procreation) Men do not have this ability. The memory or the pain will remain. And every time a guy thinks about it he will experience the pain again. and again and again. The worst part of it? No one laughs when a woman goes through labor. Everyone laughs at men who get their nut sacks smashed.