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"The Virgin and Chad FRIENDSHIP" Hey I know you're busy these days I'm glad you had time to hang out Has never been in a sexual relationship but is comfortable with that and finds his relationships with friends rewarding and fulfilling Easily finds romantic partners not just because he is physically attractive but because he is a kind and thoughtful partner Oh no problem bro, you know Ill always make time for you Prefers time alone because it gives him the space to reflect and process his thoughts Encourages his bud to be more socially outgoing, but only to a degree he's comfortable with, to help him open up Enjoys listening to music and sharing it with his best friend oucH Leads a healthy and active lifestyle and gives his bro workout advice when he asks Is more comfortable wearing casual clothes Is more comfortable in athletic wear Very empathetic and an excellent listener Has a big personality but knows that sometimes people need space

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The Virgin and Chad FRIENDSHIP


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Uploaded Mar 17, 2018 at 05:28PM EDT

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