ghettoinuyasha forbidden fruit saacmemes Why do grown ass adults want to eat Tide pods so much? kitswulf Because a ton of the visual/olfactory/textural sensory information these pods give me the match nutritionally-dense fruit. It's got the oleic gleam of something high-fat like an avocado, but bright carotenoid-rich coloration like a berry that wants to be eaten by red-seeing primates and birds. It tends to smell sweet and slightly floral, enhancing that effect. Similarly, when you hold it, it is quite dense (denser than water), but very soft and liquid, once again reaffirming that this "fruit" has either high sugar or high fat content and almost no cellulose to it. As a result, within me is a less-clever monkey just screaming to eat this delicious fruit in my hand about to go into the laundry, and it does in fact take willpower to tell him he's a stupid monkey and this is a bubble of foul-tasting poison. But every time I do laundry, this f------ limbic monstrosity rises again and assures me it's basically like a cherry but Even Better. I have legitimately debated just biting down on one in the hopes of inducing a deterrent memory to forestall this urge in the future, but that's what my goddamn mammal-brain wants me to f------ do and I refuse to let it win

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CLOROX PODS ...So PRETTY. AND EATABLE... FLORA NO! REMEMBER LHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR! DONT CARE.. PODS., XNAS STUF

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Mai-AAAH @maiyawoof *logs on to twitter and sees that tide pods are trending. Visible concern. Clicks.* Apparently, some genius made ALCOHOLIC TIDE PODS after we just convinced a whole army of people it's NOT OKAY to eat tide pods. *facepalm I'm going to bed. 4:22 AM Oct 5, 2019 Twitter Web App

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ghettoinuyasha forbidden fruit saacmemes Why do grown ass adults want to eat Tide pods so much? kitswulf Because a ton of the visual/olfactory/textural sensory information these pods give me the match nutritionally-dense fruit. It's got the oleic gleam of something high-fat like an avocado, but bright carotenoid-rich coloration like a berry that wants to be eaten by red-seeing primates and birds. It tends to smell sweet and slightly floral, enhancing that effect. Similarly, when you hold it, it is quite dense (denser than water), but very soft and liquid, once again reaffirming that this "fruit" has either high sugar or high fat content and almost no cellulose to it. As a result, within me is a less-clever monkey just screaming to eat this delicious fruit in my hand about to go into the laundry, and it does in fact take willpower to tell him he's a stupid monkey and this is a bubble of foul-tasting poison. But every time I do laundry, this f------ limbic monstrosity rises again and assures me it's basically like a cherry but Even Better. I have legitimately debated just biting down on one in the hopes of inducing a deterrent memory to forestall this urge in the future, but that's what my goddamn mammal-brain wants me to f------ do and I refuse to let it win

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Ryu-Gi

Ryu-Gi

Jan 03, 2018 at 06:18PM EST

In a nutshell, our subliminal animal instincts mistake Tide Pods for fruit. That's why.

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Atanarix

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Jan 04, 2018 at 07:28AM EST

Never had such problems, they smell far too soapy (is that a word? Lets assume it is) for my tastes.
Won't be mistaking washing pods for food any time soon unless there will be a "greasy fries" scented variety, but why would I want to use detergent that smells exactly like what I want to wash off?!

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