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Pelinal Cuckstrake
Pelinal Cuckstrake

>Oblivion
>Player waits for one hour.
>Looks around and monkia is missing
>Find her in imperial prison.
>Asks her what happend
>When you wait in game for her it feels like real life
>So she decided to check out the city until you wake up from standing still like an idiot
>Decides to talk to someone
>"Hello random stranger!"
>"What do you want ,,Breton trash!"
>Rude
>"uhh…its a nice day today!"
>"I saw a mudcrab the other day! Nasty critters"
>Walkes off
>Monikaisconfused.jpg
>Decides that talking with Npc with a shitty AI is not worth it.
>Decides to buy a new robe for herself
>Player basically made her healer because he was a tank
> he was also a DPS and stealth expert
> Goes to the counter
>Accidentaly touches apple
> "THIEF! YOU WONT GET AWAY WITH THIS!"
>Wut
>Imperial Guard fucking smashes through the door!
>" STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!!!!"
>"B-But i didn't do anything"
>"THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!!!!!"

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