I solve practical problems… for instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluos new behind? The answer, it's a dragon, and if that don't work, use more dragon, like this, big breasted green tailed dragon designed by me, built by me, and you best hope, not pointed at you.

Hey look, buddy. I’m a software engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like “What is beauty?” because that’s the sort of thing I need at least 4 drinks in me to think about. I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I going to stop some big mean floor manager from pushing his work and failings on me? The answer: use a dragon. And if that doesn’t work, use more dragon. Like this maid suit-wearing green-scaled number befriended by me. Housed by me. And you’d best hope not breathing fire at you.