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the virain self-insert" THE CHAD PROTAGONIST 200 IQ tactical mastermind "look my hair is a unique color am i cool yet" style over function natural blonde easy to maintain hair: practical steals the show from 4 other people that are supposed to be the focus of the show secretly the main character doesn't know how to talk to people respects his family by using antiguated heirloom often mistaken for a little girl avoids social situations still thinks anime hair is cool weeb the paladin of the group not afriad to break the rules wears word-art gradient sleeves goes through 2 bottles of conditioner a day Wears practical armor got a free hoodie, economic Wiz reps his favorite cereal brand in honor of dead gf can't talk to girls long af hair gets in the way during fights mysterious semblance beta tolerates a girl that literally stalks him because hes a "nice quy" Alpha af, goes straight for the hardest girl to get most boring weapon design in the show efficient and durable blue jeans a O damage peashooter with knives thicc shield protects girls convulated semblance fancy silk leggings easily tear sword-sword reads western comic books and literature in a world of weebs wears open toe shoes on a cros:s continental hike probably mains hanzo

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The Virgin Ren vs The Chad Jaune


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Uploaded Oct 18, 2017 at 03:39PM EDT

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