I thought it stood for bacon

You know, certain… wrong people would tell you that it does indeed stand for "bicycle"- wha hey!… eh…-

Wait a second, she has a sex drive? I didn't pin that face as the face belonging to a person with any sort of drive at all. Seriously, she looks like she swallowed the Orb of Confusion when she was a child.

Or, you know, maybe we could let her at least try to have a career as an actress? Believe it or not, she hasn't been trying to stay off the grid since Twilight. To her credit, she's been in a couple of movies, they just never got much attention.