Conjoined Gf's Anon, I hope you don't mind if my sister comes along Those pants are so pretty! I hope sis wouldn't mind. Do you have to use the dildo on me tonight? Wanna sit on our lap, Anon, would you care if we got surgery? anon? It'll be cute! I should get a tattoo... but I welbeing care about my sis I hate the circus, anon. It's kind of offensive to us.

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Brainwashed Combatant gf Programing 100% complete... Loves glowing pink lights "Ready to serve, Commander." Very cool visor Obedience is pleasure Evil = sexy "Yes Commander!" Old life is dead to her. All is for Commander Deeply devoted Exists only to serve the Orginization Has an assigned Unit Number "My body is your property." COD Womb tattoo to show devotion No longer remembers her real name Heightened sensitivity Generic but happy Programmed to be happy "I've no need for thoughts" "I will bring my friends here. Yes Commander!"

"Why do you seek to 'Hold my hand"? What is the purpose, it decreases productivity" VERY hard time understanding emotions The concept of 'affection' evades her The first time you held hands she didn't let go for 3 hours. She looked genuinely confused ". . . I'd like to understand more" Hugging was a big step, but you get the feeling its going to be happening more often now "Flesh- I mean... You, come with me" You were a 'worker' on an IW Battle Barge Started making you do tasks for her. Sought you out specifically, but you were scared to ask why "You've finished the retrofit? Good. Also, we're dating now. You will be moved to my quarters immediately" O IRON WARRIORS GF 8'1" Brutal. Efficient. Hard Working "We have work to do. No time for frivolities" No non- -sense Spends most of her time working in the vehicle bay "My hand is too large to fit into this gearbox, please assist" The tanks she works on growl at you sometimes- Calls her gun "Sheila" mother.. "Teeth? It has Arg did they-... Leave" *screaming and banging ensued* HATES when people tamper with her s--- Major Mommy Issues Works herself to the bone and marrow "Reconciliation is constantly not an option. I do not want it nor does she deserve it" Despite saying it doesn't bother her she vents to you about it a lot "Never good enough for ... Huh? Sorry, mumbling-" "You... You think I do good work, right?" You find her collapsed with her hand in an engine, passed out Might have some imposter syndrome

"01001001 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101" Takes you hunting for archeotech with her. Her skull's name it D3-Beta Y You call her Debby Trying to reach you to speak binary Tech-Priest "You're presence has increased this ones productivity levels by 12.075%" "Your continued presence is requested" Holds your hand with her mechadendrite when she's busy Refers to herself as 'This One' Probably a religious thing GF Always smells like oil and incense "The warmth of your skin is... Acceptable" Made you a com device to always keep in touch Insists you replace your weak flesh with steel. "It will allow us both to more efficiently serve the Omnissiah..." She just wants to keep you around longer "...and yes, your extended company will be a benefit to this one's mood" "Your assistance is requested in lubricating this one's appendages ... Why has blood began rushing to your cheeks?" Starts buffering whenever you kiss her "E-Error Error" Another kiss usually 'reboots' her Fixes your lasgun for you With some 'minor' modifications Spends at least an hour praying to it's machine spirit after tho- Got very excited when you uncovered this weird machine that burns bread... But it was cute "The odds of you finding this- Data is irrelevant, Come. I will compensate you with your desired for of affection" Apologizes when she gets grease on you when you hug her Still has 'some' of her original parts

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Swiss Army GFM let me help u with that cork stopper anon anon, wanna have kids to serve the motherland? that information is classified want some more chocolate? don' worry about your teeths, I know an excellent +++dentist+++ what do u prefer, anon? I'm +++neutral+++ heils hitler while sleeping* don't say that, anon, that's my trigger word :C hm? did u say something? do u need healing anon? run away with me to the Alps anon we'll have all the Swiss cheese and nazi gold we desire

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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update]Auto] No new posts 284/ 150/209/1 File: 1496520921853 jpg (48 KB, 406x359) how's my form? do you like my new knee wraps? gee anon, your bench is really good i'm about to do squats, can you spot me? you don't mind if i chalk up the next time we spoon, do you anon? wanna do deadlifts together? good luck at the meet, and remember to stick your chest out on the deadlift! i'd hate to see you tear an I5, anon Anonymous 07/18/1 7(Tue)04: 19:36 No.42175387 >>4217564924217570922421761312242176819>242177813 2179822242180085 post your perfect /fit/ girlfriend. Anonymous 07/18/1 7(Tue)04:43:55 No.42175649 224217565722421756662242175679 22421756802242175682224217568722421757352242175753 224217577522421757782242175790 42179281 >42179296 >42179356 >4217944142179570 >42179585 >4217960942179628 >42179639 42179650 42179652 >42179670 >42179685 24217969842179743>42179775 >>421 79838 >>421 79943 >>42 03 >>42180017 >>42180032 >>42180039 >>421801 43 >>42180190ー : >>42180355 > 0457 >>42180709 >>421 80820 >242180833 >242180956 >>42181114 i love you for you who are ■ Anonymous 07/18/17(Tue)I5:37:45 No.42176223 · ■ Anonymous 07/18/17(Tue)05:39:42 No.42176241 File: tfw no gf ipg (36 KB, 663x579) >>42178569 Anonymous 07/18/17(Tue)11:01:10 No.42179281 f (935 KB, 320x180) g (8 KB, 250x228) P2 Anonymous 07/18/17(Tue)07:58:42 No.42177494 File >>42178569 g (61 KB, 702x562) ■ Anonymous 07/18/17(Tue)08:15:40 No.42177664 File: youngrich.jpg (11 KB, 320x240) 2242178569 Anonymous 07/18/17(Tue)10:51:47 No.42179211 File: 13388651889 g (106 KB, 1024x768) SP 27 Anonymous 07/18/17(Tue)06:55:39 No.42176983 File: IMG 2645.ipg (171 KB, 710x850) >>42178569 ● Anonymous 07/18/17(Tue)07:04:21 No.42177061 File: 1499639711262.jpg (43 KB, 331x271) トー42178569 Anonymous 07/18/17(Tue)09:33:09 No.42178423 File: 035.png (459 KB, 1656x1200) >>42178569 2 Stop It can't take this amount of feels YOU FEEL IT TOO, DONT YOU? Anonymous 07/18/17(Tue)08:22:26 No.42177732 File: 1429666085374 png (72 KB, 226x263) ' Anonymous 07/18/17(Tue)04:51:26 No.42 175735 le: 1498267511245jpg (95 KB, 612x472) 224217■ 2242178569 Anonymous 07/18/1 7(Tue)06:01:38 No.42176481 File: 1497790609974png (188 KB, 480x380) >>42178569 4 formal request for post removal it will goa Anonymous 07/18/17(Tue)07:01:54 No.42177043 File: 1497654536602 png (233 KB, 568x590) トー42178569 Anonymous 07/18/17(Tue)11:40:20 No.42179652 (23 KB, 337x372) ■ Anonymous 07/18/17(Tue)06:02:59 No File (33 KB, 629x505) Why

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Leftcom GG

left-com gf I'll only have sex with you if I can stay in my armchair Bordiga was hot.. you know that doesn't change anything, right? I don't feel like doing anything today, can we stay inside again? shut up an on I'm trying to read Marx can l use host my reading group? your apartment to LeftCom partner_irl

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Anarchist GF

My heart burns for you like a Spanish church Let's unionise in bed Have you read the bread book? Wanna build a barricade to snuggle behind?. Anarcho-syndicalist gf I feel so liberated when we're together .can I see your militia column? You're almost as cute as Lucia Saornil Let's expropriate a mansion and f--- in it Wanna help me abolish the wage system? It'll be fun- You occupy my heart Im gonna dominate you like a state capitalist <3

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I can take on your mantle if you die Holy here we go again, anon! My grappling hook broke, can i borrow yours? Don't forget to buy more shark repellent Dont worry, i brought my anti-crowbar suit Ill take care of the mooks so you can go after the real villain! I got you a new cape, how do you like it? Holy idealization, anon! Let's practice our fighting together! I did some regrettable stuff back in the silver age, okay? I got you some kryptonite in case i ever go rogue Oh, you found those old pictures of my 90s phase... You're the only one i trust with my secret identity I wish i could take you to see my home planet Bet you didn't recognize me with my glasses on! Sorry about last night, my super-strength gets out of hand sometimes Sorry for being late, the city was being attacked again Somedays i miss the good old times Supervillain gf Thanks for visiting me in jail Lets do an evil laugh together l'll give you Australia once i take over the world Ive been practicing on my evil monologue, wanna hear it? You can pilot my killer giant robot if you want to Feel free to borrow my weapons whenever you want to Do you mind if i tell you my tragic backstory? I told my mooks to follow your orders too l stole forty cakes just for you I'm off to take revenge on those who mocked me back in my childhood, see you at dinner

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Ideal Jotaro gf

ideal Jotaro gf "Beats the meat with Star Platinum Yare Yare Daze's while sex* We're going hunting. N-Not like that! l-l'll punch you if you think we're going to kiss! We need to kill DIO, anon!

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Easy Pete GF

Dynamites too I already told you dangerous, dynamites blow Easy Pete bf dangerous anon, yourselves up Wasteland critters when Sunnys not dont ask again Uh-huh like to move in keep your gun handy if you go poking around the abandoned places around here, like the school house. looking, so watch out Yup Kids these days... basterd

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Miku gf I'm happy 3ust being with you How embarrassing! You've caused my cooling fans came on! We will always be here together Whatever song it is, Ill sing it What do you want for dinner? Im thinking leeks You're so warm! Can we cuddle so I might absorb some of your heat? Even though my heart is digital it still beat:s for you! I'll be your Sweet Devil or your Electric Angel

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Orc GF

Zug Zug This axe is part of my culture. "Extra Thicc"? Is that meant to insult me? I see you getting stronger at the gym Good. You may surpass me yet. O-oh. Erm... Thank you. Cheat? I would sooner die than bring such dishonor. Human women fear weapons? I'm sorry. I don't understand... Someone tried to steal your stuff. I cleaved them in two Around elves, watch yourself I prepared some traditional Orc foods. Do you like roasted pork? Thank you for letting me stay in vour home. Your hospitality will be rewarded

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Ancap GF

Ancap GF I'll protect the house while you're at work. Diamonds are an illogical gift. Gold, though... A communist? Never! There's a cop behind us, floor it. I finally physically removed that stain, so to speak. Don't get high off your own supply, babe. Can you buy me that gun? I'll pay you back with interest. A marriage contract and a prenup? Of course l'll sign! We'll save on taxes! Your rocket launcher is so cool. I'm glad our relationship is mutually beneficial! Igot you a bitcoin for your birthday! I love a man with a low time preference!

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Hipster GF

HIPSTER GF *Is always really quiet and has soft voice what do you think of my art anon? *cries instead of getting angry during arguements* lets go hiking in the fields anon! My favorite anime has to be attack on titan! I wish you'd eat less meat we need to save animals not eat them! lets play zelda anon! I don't have high self esteem like you ready for our obscure indie band concert date? anon lets go on a road trip! I wanna take a bunch of aesthetic pictures for my blog let me draw you anon! you look really cute today! lets smoke weed and have lovey dovey sex!

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Argentinian GF

federal gf peronist gt -Why aren't you wearing your divisa punzó? -Do you want to march with me? It's ok for you to love another woman if that woman is Evita -I want to try something new, now put this corncob costum I made some choris for you anon -Don't speak french to me -Sex today? But it's October 17th! Let's go to Plaza de Mayo! -I love your thick sideburns, anon -Are you sweetening that mate? I thought you were a man. That wire bale in my pocket? Oh, just nothing! milico gf 37 gf -You should learn french, anon -Shave that beard and cut your hair you dirty subversive -Do you want to try my new picana? I-it's that a corncob? -Anon, I want to have kids to govern is to populate -Sex tonight? Ok, but not in the bed, it's electrified Shave that mustache, you look like a gaucho! -If you want to c--, then c--, i'll give you battle -Could you get me some indiarn blood to fertilize our garden? -Want to ride my new car? Ok, just don't open the trunk.

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Conjoined Gf's Anon, I hope you don't mind if my sister comes along Those pants are so pretty! I hope sis wouldn't mind. Do you have to use the dildo on me tonight? Wanna sit on our lap, Anon, would you care if we got surgery? anon? It'll be cute! I should get a tattoo... but I welbeing care about my sis I hate the circus, anon. It's kind of offensive to us.

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