Lisa Lavender and other Remnant news streak by

Roman:"Hello my pretties! Just because the apocalypse is here, doesn't mean you can't look, and feel, your absolute best."

cut to Neo capturing a Geist Grimm in a bottle

Roman:"My Grimm Geist harvesting and preservation process and extract…mixed with what else, DUST, can provide you, with all the organs, tissue, and bodily fluids you need to

*rambles off list

"Our products are 100% authentic, and definitely NOT poison."

Neo holds up sign saying NON POISONOUS

"So don't wait one more minute, pick up a scroll, and end your suffering, before we all go extinct in Salem's horrific reign."

Now, I wanna see Torchwick in the following: