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Anonymous 04/27/17(Thu)23:55:38 No.919094749190965791915471 2 91916234 91908982 >Be 10 >Parents keep telling me to wash my willie right never heard them because my catechesis instructor told me that touching my peepee will make God sad >Ended up developing nasty infection >Parents beg me to let them wash my groin >l say that i will call the police if they touch me >I can't make God mad >Aways loved nintendo >One day i'm just marinating in the bathtub while fighting to not itch my birdie >My parents enter the bathroom >"Hey anon! Guess who came to visit you?" >"Hello Paizano!" >Rodd, the dwarf who lives in the neighborhood appears limping dressed in a cheap mario costume and a fake mustache > "Let me help ya with this!" Says he with a s----- italian accent >He starts to rub me with the soap >"Don't forget to wash your foreskin!" >He goes down there with his gloves and shake it >"Time to go! Good bye and thank ya very mucha!" >He and my parents sing the mario theme while he leaves >He jumps to the door >"Yahooo00000ooooo!" >My next birthday arrives >l ask for a Sega genesis

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