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ile: scared green frog.png (458 KB, 1052x1035) □ Anonymous 04/18/17 Tue 01:27:45 No. 374220468 >-3742248582-374225043ー374225148 >> 22 374220802 >> 374220805 >> 374220829 >>374220852 >37422 Shave 13 year old sister >she's a stacy level normalfag sonly game she plays is Skyrim never see her play because of work >assume she has an OP level 80 character stoday sat home because my work contract expired last week >she comes into my room and asks if she can play >load the game up for her >look through her character sheet and inventory Snotice her character is s--- >level 6 with a a basic steel sword Sher only good skill is sneak also notice her inventory is filled with generic clothes, rings and necklaces >she hasn't even started the main quest >the only thing of note is that her character is a vampire sask her w-- she's been doing this entire time >doesn't respond, looks through her book bag instead >pulls out her laptop opens a word document sok anon, name a city in skyrim >uh, Riverwood >anon, that's not a city, but okay she fast travels into Riverwood >first NPC she runs into is Sigrid >she'll make a nice target what? >this is what I do anon, I kill people in this game >for the next 2 hours she stalks Sigrid from the shadows >she's constantly typing notes in her laptop >She writes down where Sigrid is at a given time, she writes down who she talks to, what she talks about, and what chores she does >eventually she predicts a time and location where Sigrid will be isolated Stells me ever other day at dawn Sigrid treks to the village outskirts to collect water sher schedule for collecting water happens to overlap with a guard change so Sigrid will be alone >Sigrid shows up as expected >sister sneaks up behind her, waits an agonizing minute, and then kills her loots Sigrid and takes her cloak >dumps Sigrid's corpse into the river watch as Sigrid's body floats away >mfw I realize those generic garments and jewelery pieces in her inventory are mementos of her victims Jesus Christ, what the f---? Is my little sister going to be a serial killer when she grows up?

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