Sonic the Hedgehog - A card that every reviewer likes to play whenever they review a Sonic game

The same tactic is also applicable to them:

"Games journalism has seen better days"

"Remember how Gamers are Dead happened?"

"Remember when sonic 06 happened?"

Yes, because you idiots and your mindless fanboys refuse to ever shut up about it in your crusade to bring down anything that's not a carbon copy of S3&K as if it's somehow relevant to whatever game you're currently talking about.