Protect Your Chronically Offline Family Members From This Jesse Meme Format
It Has Been Almost A Decade Since The First 'Game Awards' Ceremony
'I'm Ethan Bradberry' Harps Back To A More Innocent Time When Pranksters Were Shamed En Masse
Small YouTuber 'Fishing With 'Oh Dad'" Experiences Over One-Million Subscriber Boost After Being Shared By TikToker 'KindPenguins'
People Who Love To Eat Steak, Eggs And Avocado Off Of Cutting Boards Put On Blast In Viral Meme Trend

onion-souls lojo Fights PART I Jonathan: Sunny Delight Overdrive! one meaty Hamon-infused punch into an exploding zombie face PART II Joseph: No, but you see, when you tore off that square of toilet paper, you were not actually destroying my channel of Hamon, but simply bringing the ply that I infused with the Ripple even closer to your face! Now you will say, "But I already wiped my nose with it!" Pillar Man: But I already wiped my nose with it! "explodes into a pile of molten Aztec god* (Pillar Man, to self: Little does Joestar know that my duodenum has survived his Hamon blow, and shall slip into a Switzerland-bound envelope along with the Red Stone of Aja!) PART II Jotaro: Yare yare daze...you though your stand, a werewolf that can turn its claws into knives, could defeat my Star Platinum. But you didn't prepare for this, the Star Kneecap! *Star Platinum's kneecap flips over and flies into the air, turning into a moon that burns the werewolf with silver light" ORA ORA ORA!! PART IV Josuke: you thought your broken stand, Blood Sugar Sex Magic, could level this block. But you didn't count on what I can do with broken things Crazy Diamond reforms a flattened stop sign Josuke is standing on, flinging him directly at the enemy's face with a hail of punches Josuke: DORADORADORA Enemy stand user with a normal but mildly uncommon Japanese name: Alright, I'm yeur friend now PART V Mista takes a hail of razor tipped leaves to the chest and collapses to the ground. Mista: alright, you may have me on all f- threes and another hand, but as soon as I reload, you're f-----! Giorno steps from the shadows* Giorno: ah, yes, I was also here but decided not to do anything until my friend was eviscerated. "heals Mista" Ah yes, now, Mr. Pischetti N. Meatbalzo, here is another thing my stand can do sometimes. Gold Experience punches Pischetti, sending him reeling with sensory overload as he perceives time too fast for his body to handle* Gold Experience can also do this thing turns one of Mista's spent shell casings into a scorpion that runs up Pischetti's trousers. Pischetti then crushes it in a panic, collapsing his own ribcage and killing him instantly. PART VI Vera Wang: ah, you see, you've fallen for my trap. You opened a bottle I left on the floor filled with water that reflected the light of my Stand, All Eyez on Me, and now your stomach is going to fill with Sasquatch hair until you turn into a cryptid Jolyne: Yare Yare dawa...how pointless. See, I increased the tensile strength of my stomach's string and had Anasui shape it into a Klein bottle. Now I can never be filled with any kind of cryptid hair Diver Down retracts from Jolyne's body Anasui: can I smell your hair now? Jolyne: no, Anasui PART VI Johnny: Yeah, come out and play, you s--- head gunslinger! (To self: calm dowrn Johnny...don't blow all your fingernails in a panic) Money Cash: Alright there partner, looks like I found you! Johnny fires off three of his fingernails in a panic, missing Money Cash completely Money Cash: Now, don't go getting any crazy ideas. My stand, Sorry Ms Jackson, prevents any kind of injury unless you beat me in a game of Battleship. Also my cousin has the same stand for some reason Johnny panics again, firing off another 4 fingernails Johnny: Gyro, halp. Gyro, pls PART VIlI Sato Aparachin: ah, my stand, Rock Around the Clock, cannot be bested. See, I am a rock human. And despite our many glaring weaknesses and no real advantages, I believe myself invincible! Josuke: ah, see, but my Stand, Soft & Wet, has plundered your ability to win.I have taken its bubble into myself, so now I can double win! Sato Aparachin: alright, that hardly seems fair Josuke: It isn't. Can you help me find muh memories? Sato Aparachin: No, I hate you. Stay away from muh fruit Josuke: Muh memories! Sato Aparachin: muh fruit

Share Pin Download More

jjba jojo jojo's bizarre adventure tumblr text post phantom blood battle tendency stardust crusaders diamond is unbreakable vento aureo stone ocean steel ball run jojolion fights

Origin Entry: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

File type: jpg

Resolution: (970px x 3047px)

File size: 392 KB

Silver hair anine girls are so cute

It... It's blood...

YOU'RE ALIVE... MAMEZUKU- SAN... THANK GOOD- NESS... סוד Ent

View All 66,451 Images

Load 12 Comments

More:

+118

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - JoJo fights by Part

PROTIP: Press the ← and → keys to navigate the gallery, 'g' to view the gallery, or 'r' to view a random image.

onion-souls lojo Fights PART I Jonathan: Sunny Delight Overdrive! one meaty Hamon-infused punch into an exploding zombie face PART II Joseph: No, but you see, when you tore off that square of toilet paper, you were not actually destroying my channel of Hamon, but simply bringing the ply that I infused with the Ripple even closer to your face! Now you will say, "But I already wiped my nose with it!" Pillar Man: But I already wiped my nose with it! "explodes into a pile of molten Aztec god* (Pillar Man, to self: Little does Joestar know that my duodenum has survived his Hamon blow, and shall slip into a Switzerland-bound envelope along with the Red Stone of Aja!) PART II Jotaro: Yare yare daze...you though your stand, a werewolf that can turn its claws into knives, could defeat my Star Platinum. But you didn't prepare for this, the Star Kneecap! *Star Platinum's kneecap flips over and flies into the air, turning into a moon that burns the werewolf with silver light" ORA ORA ORA!! PART IV Josuke: you thought your broken stand, Blood Sugar Sex Magic, could level this block. But you didn't count on what I can do with broken things Crazy Diamond reforms a flattened stop sign Josuke is standing on, flinging him directly at the enemy's face with a hail of punches Josuke: DORADORADORA Enemy stand user with a normal but mildly uncommon Japanese name: Alright, I'm yeur friend now PART V Mista takes a hail of razor tipped leaves to the chest and collapses to the ground. Mista: alright, you may have me on all f- threes and another hand, but as soon as I reload, you're f-----! Giorno steps from the shadows* Giorno: ah, yes, I was also here but decided not to do anything until my friend was eviscerated. "heals Mista" Ah yes, now, Mr. Pischetti N. Meatbalzo, here is another thing my stand can do sometimes. Gold Experience punches Pischetti, sending him reeling with sensory overload as he perceives time too fast for his body to handle* Gold Experience can also do this thing turns one of Mista's spent shell casings into a scorpion that runs up Pischetti's trousers. Pischetti then crushes it in a panic, collapsing his own ribcage and killing him instantly. PART VI Vera Wang: ah, you see, you've fallen for my trap. You opened a bottle I left on the floor filled with water that reflected the light of my Stand, All Eyez on Me, and now your stomach is going to fill with Sasquatch hair until you turn into a cryptid Jolyne: Yare Yare dawa...how pointless. See, I increased the tensile strength of my stomach's string and had Anasui shape it into a Klein bottle. Now I can never be filled with any kind of cryptid hair Diver Down retracts from Jolyne's body Anasui: can I smell your hair now? Jolyne: no, Anasui PART VI Johnny: Yeah, come out and play, you s--- head gunslinger! (To self: calm dowrn Johnny...don't blow all your fingernails in a panic) Money Cash: Alright there partner, looks like I found you! Johnny fires off three of his fingernails in a panic, missing Money Cash completely Money Cash: Now, don't go getting any crazy ideas. My stand, Sorry Ms Jackson, prevents any kind of injury unless you beat me in a game of Battleship. Also my cousin has the same stand for some reason Johnny panics again, firing off another 4 fingernails Johnny: Gyro, halp. Gyro, pls PART VIlI Sato Aparachin: ah, my stand, Rock Around the Clock, cannot be bested. See, I am a rock human. And despite our many glaring weaknesses and no real advantages, I believe myself invincible! Josuke: ah, see, but my Stand, Soft & Wet, has plundered your ability to win.I have taken its bubble into myself, so now I can double win! Sato Aparachin: alright, that hardly seems fair Josuke: It isn't. Can you help me find muh memories? Sato Aparachin: No, I hate you. Stay away from muh fruit Josuke: Muh memories! Sato Aparachin: muh fruit

View Gallery Random Image

Top Comments

RemChi

RemChi

Mar 06, 2017 at 09:44PM EST

"star kneecap"

Its funny because its true~

+40

RemChi

RemChi

Mar 07, 2017 at 11:35AM EST in reply to I am AHO Right?

"I'LL CUT OFF YOUR LEGS, JOJO, THEN I'LL TAKE YOUR BLOOD!"

Jonathan does a speech about love or some shit then uses the blood from his stump legs to form a hamon whirlwind to maneuver into the sky in order to come down and punch the shit out of the zombie.

+31

+ Add a Comment

Comments (12)

Display Comments

Image Details

11,933 views (5 from today)

Uploaded Mar 06, 2017 at 07:02PM EST

Origin Entry

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Tags

Claim Authorship Edit History

About the Uploader

Silvermoon424

Scrapbooker

Textile Embed

!https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/229/590/717.jpg!

Today's Top Image Galleries

Queen Never Cry meme.

Queen Never Cry

Wifejak meme format depicting a female wojak character with red hair and a grey shirt.

Wifejak

My New Character meme.

My New Character / Chill Guy

My Little Pony characters

My Little Pony