Too true. The only differentiation with trees is in games with crafting systems, in which case trees are:

33% chance renewable resource. (Skim the bark for wood, come back in 30 minutes for more.)

33% chance sectionable anti-gravity object. (Chop the trunk, rest of the tree laughs at “physics”.)

33% chance the whole tree tumbles over and snaps like a wafer cookie in milk. (Self-explanatory.)

And the rare 1% chance trees are not an obtainable crafting material.

>Stronger than a southern Baptist's faith in Jesus

fricken lol'd