I'm Dr. Cave Johnson, and this is my state. One thing I've learned after growing up here – you never know when winter will come.

I'm from Minnesota and if there's one thing you learn after growing up here, it is that winter can come at literally any time. You could be in early May, well into spring and the weather will just decide "oh, y'know what, I'll just decide to drop 6 inches of snow on ya just when ya thought you were safe, because fuck seasons, dont'cha know." I swear even the state itself is passive-aggressive.