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Steven Universe - "So baby pull me closer to the backseat of your Rover ~♡○°"

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Pearl: crystal gem
Pearl: crystal gem

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Well would you look at that, lot of physical contacts! And our last contestant is…..

PEARLAPIS!

Okay, to be fair, we really only let that ship participate because Baldarek threatened to blow himself in front of the building if we didn't. I'm not kidding, hopefully the police can come soon….. Anyways, this ship is a ghost ship: No canon basis, no friendly interactions, no dialogues BUT everyone want to see this ship happen because those two characters have obvious similarities that would make great basis for a relationship. Too bad the writers don't seem to want those two to ever interacts. Sorry, no pictures for this one. This ship isn't even dead, it hasn't even been born yet

Oh, and the security just informed me that Pearlven is trying to enter the tournament. Don't worry, they also informed that they would beat it to a pulp in a back alley. Because seriously audience, that's fucking gross and wrong.
Witht that said, let the bloodbath beg-Wait a moment, did anyone heard that sound too? Pearl X Mystery Girl blast out trough the ceiling and proceed to beat all the other ships to death.
O-Oh my god! I don't know what's happening this wasn't part of the show! Who is that ship, I don't even know it's name! IT'S NOT EVEN A GEM ON GEM SHIP! That's it, the show is over! Security, someone call the security!

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