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File: sWUFURLaif (3.76 MB, 400x466) Anonymous 09/03/16(Sat)21:53:35 No.86001773260018152286001965 2286002029 2286002061 00002209 2286002241 2286003560 00004913 86005022 2280011180 2286012280 2201312 How different would Steven Universe be if Steven's dad was Hank Hill? Anonymous 09/03/16(Sat)21:55:30 No.86001815トー6001834 S003048 who gives a s--- Anonymous 09/03/16(Sat)21:56:47 No.86001834 File (313 KB, 540x549) and just who the hell are you Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)04:29:07 No.86009783 File: dalegribble.pna (137 KB, 368x279) 2moosas 216010351 I'm telling you, those aliens are out there, waiting for me to slip up so they can invade and steal all out sand. >What would gems >Heh, it's pretty obvious Pearl since they are a silicate based life form, they'll need to replenish themselves with our inorganic materials. Sand is the easiest, more digestible want with sand? source >I'm pretty sure Gems don't want to eat Earth's sand Dale. -That's just what they want you to think I am GIK Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun04:32:33 No.86009815 > pz139lito1 500 png (154 KB, 500x374) Hank, you keep your redneck alien baby away from my daughter! >Sorry Kahn, but Steven is just learning about girls Learn Shmern! Ever since Kahn Jr.see your son, she bring back big sword and break everything >She say it for practice! She should be practicing for Symphonic Orchestra! Not Hillbilly fencing >Kahn I'm pretty sure swords aren't a "hillbilly' thing. >They are now! Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun04:43:48 No.86009917 0010351 >Hillbilly! Why the ocean gone! Today my day off! Where I gonna soak my feet now?! have no idea what's going on! >Of course you know! You Crystal Gem! Anytime something crazy happen it's Crystal Gem problem >I aint, not will I ever be a Crystal Gem Kahn Yeah you right, you too soft. Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)o4: 38:51 No 86009863 ▶ 228600920828600997222覞010351 Steven I'm gonna be living with you for a while cuz your dad is a deadbeat! Now then, who're these ladies you live with? s>We're the Crytsal Gems Garnet And Pea- DON'T CARE! From now on you're Rock 1, Rock 2, and Short Rock. Rock 2, get Steven and me sum dindins, Rock 1 get my shin ointment, I got a drum of it in the car You mean the car you parked over the teleporter? Well if your gonna complain about it s 09/04/16(Sun)04:50:23 No.86009979 6009997 001000亞>>86010351 0010450 File: hodefaultipg (22 KB, 480x360) >Rock 2, I you are having problems with breakin' some buildin >>That's not exactly. See, Homeworld sent gems to bring us back and Wait a minnit! We been invaded?! We're at war! I'm skin me some aliens >Cotton, we dealt with them already. There's only Peridot left and even she is more an annoyance than a threat. Put down that saw sYou don't tell me what to do! I killed fitty men s 09/04/16(Sun)04:53:35 No.86010005286010351 File: hadefault ing (11 KB, 480x360) >First things first, we needs ta fortify this position! Rock 1, start filling bags with sand and establish a perimeter, Rock 2, make sure the arsenal is stocked with all the ordnance we need to mount an offensive. >No. I'm headin' out to get the squad together. Stinky's got a way with gettin' the truth outta Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)04 57:06 No. 86010033 File: latesting (63 KB, 400x225) 쯔86010351 >So now your a Creestal Gem eh Green Rock? It's Peridot >Don't care! Just so you know, I got my eye on you. The moment you even piss in the wrong direction, Inl be all over you like flies on horse dung >I have no idea if I should be intimidated or disgusted. find being both helps save time personally sWho are you supposed to be? >Shackleford. Private Shackleford Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)05:10:41 No.86010165トー0010351 (154 KB, 500x380) l'tubo'icecreamman. It's...complicated Boomhauer >l find out that apparently my mom was a rebel fighting some giant war with her own people, and that the war actually isn't even over. And now I guess I need to help the Crystal Gems fight this but I don't even know how. I can't even make my mom's shield when I need it >Huh..! can see why Ganet likes you. She says your the smartest of Hank's buddies >She also told me to tell you no, she still isn't interested Dang. Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)04:59:49 №86010058 2286010351 (95 KB, 1280x720) Your friend's son is an alien Yeah I know, it's funny. My marriage fell apart, and Hank's marriage ended happily with a son. Well not happily His mom's dead. Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)05:21:08 No.86010273 File: hadefault ing (22 KB, 480x360) 2286010381 >Steven as part of yer birthday, you get to have yer very own gun >Cotton, don't give Steven a weapon, he's still a boy! >What do you care Rock 2? Steven already goes wilth you on yer adventures, he already got a shield, he needs a gun >He already has Rose's sword- That toothpick? Maybe that's why yer losin' the war, because you don't got the dang sense to bring a gun to a gun fight

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