[Said in hick accents]
Mitch: Paula we told you to get a fucking rifle.
Paula: I aim better with the 1911.
Bobby: But the bullets that come out of the rifle are bigger and hard to dodge.
Paula: Robert it don't fucking matter how big they are if the bullets go the same cocksucking speed.
Trevor: Hold up fellas, she might be one to something. We all have the rifles which shoot bigger bullets. Paula can shoot the tiny bullets from the 1911 to distracted a someone from the biggger bullets.
Bobby: Trevor you elementary drop out son-of-a-bitch. Thats the smartest shit you've said in the 12 years I've known ya.
Mitch: Shut your faces, red hat boy coming in…
[Ash walks in]
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Playing PokemonGo in Texas?

Only if you don't respect private property.