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![β eletedl That IT Guy 10 hours ago No 67190394 >You are Weiss, a student who has just failed for the >And you are actually in a good mood as you make it back to your dorm with Ruby "Well well, looks like the birthday girl got herself a late present. Blake held up a bottle of dark liquid the size of her torso "5 litres of the finest Atlasean scotch, the stuff is even laced with some dust. How on Remnant did you manage to sneak this in?" "Well my name does have it's perks, but we're not opening it, it's my present" > "And you do have a point. But seeing as this is such a large item to occupy our dorm, it's only fair that we get to decide on how to minimize the amount of space it takes up > "But Yang, if you drink it, wouldn't the bottle still take up the same amount of space? "I think that's the point, Ruby >"C'mon Weiss, lets have some fun for once!" Yang is really eyeing that bottle right about now > "I've already ordered pizza and wings Okay fine, we can have a taste. But I hope you realise how much money you'll be drinking away >"Oh don't worry, the 3 of us will do a number on this bitch "3? But what about me Yang?" >"Sorry sis, but you're too little. You can have a soda" >"That's not fair! You've been drinking since you were 14!" >"That's different. Blake, help me out here" > "How is it so different for me? l'm a Xiao Long too!" >"All right fine, you can have a little taste. But if something happens, you're going to tell dad it was all your idea" >Yang grabs the top of the massive bottle and opens the cap You picture burning lien as the cap comes off and the smell of scotch tickles your nostils β eletedl That IT Guy 10 hours ago No.67190419 >>67190519 >>67190741 >You're sitting in the middle of the room on the floor with your teammates > The first shot is yours, you down it on one go >The stuff tickles the back of your throat as >Blake tries to outdo you, but struggles without a chase >Yang is the only other one who can down the stuff as well as you But you have a good feeling that she can probably hold her alcohol better than you can Ruby seems to be taking her sweet time with her shot "Here, have some juice handy. Actually, have some chips as well" She takes a deep breath and downs it, quickly followed by the juice After a few coughs, she raises her fist in the air >"I have transcended beyond milk!" >You and Blake laugh along with her, but you notice Yang didn't look too pleased >She probably prefers that Ruby stick to milk right about now >All of that was quickly forgotten, as the next half hour was filled with stories about what happened during the week and girls getting up to >But you're all interrupted by some knocking on the door >Blake stepped out of the washroom in nothing but a bathrobe that ended halfway up her thighs She pulls outrageous stunts when she's intoxicated, and it seems this night she wasn't going to spare the poor pizza delivery boy Blake opens the door, ready to get a discount >"J-Jaune "Oh hey Blake, that'll be twenty-six fifty So much for using her feline features and sultry voice >"I don't suppose you can shave off a few lien. For me? >"I'm sorry but I can't, I need the money to pay for my tuition. And the campus pizza place doesn't pay all that well" > "Are you sure there isn't anything I can do to convince you?" >You see Blake step outside closer to him on >"I'm sorry, I just can't. Could you please pay me and take this? really need to get home >"You live across the hall I eleted] That IT Guy 10 hours ago β 67190443- >"Don't look so glum, this is Jaune we're talking about It didn't help Blake's mood >"Ugh, does that boy not have a penis >Ruby decides to join the fun as well > "Maybe we should have gotten Weiss to pay for the pizza" >You don't know what's worse, Ruby's idea of you trying to seduce Jaune, or this tuna pizza >But she didn't stop there >"Oh hey Jaune-y, mind giving us a discount? I'm rich and pretty and famous!" >Ruby pitches her voice down to immitate Jaune now, despite her imitation being ass > "Sure thing babe, that pretty voice is all the payment I need" >Ruby grabs you by the waist and pulls you towards her like some alpha "Ah! Don't touch me!" a matter, princess? Can't handle a >Blake and Yang only encouraged her with "ooos and other silly noises >Well at least now you know what kind of drunk Ruby is >The next few hours are filled with eating, drinking, and even more drunken shenanigans >You're having a hard time staying upright >Everything is happening a second later Ruby is doing even worse, first time and all >She's under the impression that Yang's semblance was her's, and she could take on her big sister with ease SMACK id you just punch me in the boob?" >"What if lI did? Watcha gonna do abot it?" in But Ruby was zooming around the place too quickly for her older sister >This goes in until SMACK >Yang runs into wall as Ruby runs up it >And she's out for the night, ladies and gentlemen β eletedl That IT Guy 10 hours ago β67|90469 The drinking goes on until 2ish in the morning >Yang is still where she fell >You are close to gone at this point >She's up on Yang's bed, crouching like a cat >"Yurr not s "Going on, jump! Show me what a faunus is capable of >"Shtupid Schnee, alcohol doesn't affect us like you humans. I can totally land on my feet" you, do it!" >Blake jumps, arms and legs spread like a skydiver She slams against the ground with a large THUD and doesn't move B-blake? Oh no, this is all my fault. Please say something >You rush to her side, and hold her, tears blur your vision "Please no. You're not just some faunus, you're one of my closest friends! Please wake upl" Ruby pulls you away >You wipe your eyes, and realise she's snooring yawn esC >You slide into your bed and get comfortable >How the hell the the greenest of you 4 last the longest? >"Hey babe, no need to be alone for tonight >You slip under your covers, only to feel you know who join you >"No need to be alone, love She was still using her Elvis voice >Ah f--- it, Xiao Long sisters make great space heaters >The 2 of you pass out in your bed together β eletedl That IT Guy 10 hours ago No 67190494γ, >>67190578 >>67190636 >>67190667 >You wake up not to long later Looking around you see Yang curled like a babby in a corner, Blake still in the same position on the floor only with her face burried in Zwei, and R >She opened her mouth to continue speaking, but insteaed emptied her stomach all over you and your fine bed RUBY YOU DOLTI" No amount of shouting could wake up your teammates now And fin. Feedback and criticism is greatly appreciated](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/086/844/368.png "Drunk RWBY")
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