Empire City J2ews 20, Jul 2016 Overly dramatic lesbian suicide jumper causes commotion at Empire city Mild panic grips the city as a very, very, very attention seeking suicide jumper appeared at the penthouse suite of the "Le Hotel". critics give her song two stars, her suicide attempt five stars for presentation.

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Pearl: crystal gem

Jul 19, 2016 at 09:59PM EDT

TWO STARS!? You tasteless humans, my song are never better than when they are sad, and this one was my most angsty yet!

Humph, I don't care anyways, since it look like you won't have to hear me sing another sad song for a while now.

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Jul 19, 2016 at 09:08PM EDT

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